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the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 10, 2001
*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*
Elf Kingdom? I remember I had a kingdom, but I lost it in the big sleep - can't remember it being underground, though...
*noticing the two huge, fierce and beautiful dragons*
Oh, sorry... did I interrupt something?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/B527015 x 2
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[boggly-eyed lichen clinging to the rock face]
How now, spirit. Wither wander you?
You're ing, I'm stuck here with that and I don't have any eyelids so I can't even look the other way.
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Dragon)
Who the heck are you, I don't have a Dragon Girl-Friend, do I?
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 10, 2001
Hark, oh yee Dragons, the Queen of Elves bestoweth upon yee the mission of guiding her to the Kingdom! Leed the way!
*gives the male dragon a tummy rub, and the female dragon the very latest brand of Dragon-eye-mascara, enhances your eye-lashes triplefold*
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Boggly-eyed lichen clinging to rock face*
Yeh, b*gger-orf. Honestly they evolve legs and they think they can do anything.
D'you hear me? I woz ere about a million years before you. Now clear orf and leave me for another million years in peace.
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Dragon)
confused!
confused!
confused!
excuse me, but
goodnight 
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 11, 2001
[Dragon's girl-friend(???????)]
Dragon?
*tries to wake him up*
DRAGON?
HELLO?
sheesh, who cares...
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Dragon)
*wakes up*
Hello my sweet pickle!
Oh! 
Yes, like..
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 11, 2001
[Dragon's girl-friend (???!!!)]
Hmmm?
What?
Mmmmmm
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Dragon?!)
MMMM mmmmm oh
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 11, 2001
[Dragon(?!)'s girl-friend(?)]
Dragon?
Would you marry me?
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2001
do you not think its all a bit soon to be talking of marrage? 
convinced me..
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 11, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée(?)]
Then you can forget about having a girl-friend or not 
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Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Lady Almasy, an elven queen of porquipines walks in)
:D i'm here.....i think
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 11, 2001
OK, enough, enough - could we get going? *stamps foot impatiently*
Porcupines?
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2001
(Dragon)
Of course I will marry you my dear....
But who the heck are these two people:: food?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 12, 2001
Dragon guard - are you a complete moron?
How dare you call the queens of the very people you are working for - for food!!!???
*dark clouds forming above her head*
*turns to dragon's girl friend*
And how about you, do YOU recognize us?
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 12, 2001
[Dragon's fiancée]
???
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 14, 2001
(Dragon)
*and my life was so much easier when I was just asleep*
the underground dragon-guarded lost Elf Kingdom
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 14, 2001
Lead the way, dragons, it is high time we get moving - I sense danger coming in this direction!
Hurry!
*stretches hand out, expectingly*
*suddenly a silver sword materializes in her hand*
Now go!
[to Queen Almasy]: Are you coming?
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- 44: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 10, 2001)
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- 53: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 11, 2001)
- 54: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Jun 11, 2001)
- 55: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 11, 2001)
- 56: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 11, 2001)
- 57: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 12, 2001)
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