A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)

Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 61

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...



Dwarves are expendible? Nice to see that political correctness hasn't been invented yet smiley - smiley Oh, I was under the impression that it was probably the dwarves in the corner we were creaping toward? smiley - aliensmile


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 62

deackie



I still don't know what's in the corner coz I'm still cowering in a girlie fashion behind you. Does it look like dwarves?

I should have qualified my previous statement about dwarves being expendable: the female ones are particularly expendable. This non-PC world is rather liberating smiley - winkeye


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 63

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...



And no doubt the deformed half-whitted female Dwarves at that? smiley - smiley Hmm, still can't tell quite yet,
*moves foward mere inches


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 64

deackie



smiley - laugh *comes out from behind SK and goes over to the corner*
*gives whatever is in the corner a good kick*

Well, it squeals like dwarves smiley - biggrin I do so love this non-PC feudal system. I think they're probably poor too *gives them a poke with a sturdy stick that happens to be leaning against the wall*


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 65

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*walks over to corner avoiding the sturdy stick smiley - winkeye
*picks up one of the things in the corner by its hair
Oh, look it is a dwarf!
*turns dwarf over, hmm, which one is this? smiley - laugh


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 66

deackie



I don't know, they all look the same to me smiley - laugh Is it male or female? It's hard to tell when they've all got beards!


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 67

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - laugh *squeezes Dwarf
Hmm, high piched scream I think this is Dwarf 9 the female one smiley - ermsmiley - winkeye
SSSSCCCCRRRREEEEEAMAAAM!
Who are those horribily armed people over there carrying banners? Oh no, i think its the Dwarf rights and beard Brevity freedom fighters? smiley - ermsmiley - huh did i just say that? smiley - smiley


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 68

deackie




The Dwarf rights and beard Brevity freedom fighters? How quaint smiley - wow Do you think they'll perform for us? I've heard they're a scream smiley - smiley I believe they performed at Camelot last summer, they jumped and shouted and looked fearsome. A Knight I knew at the castle said they were a hoot, had everyone in fits of laughter with their cries for equal rights and an end to discrimination. They were so amusing the jester was killed on the spot for not being up to their standard smiley - laugh


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 69

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...



I'll go ask them smiley - run
*walks ove rto the Dwarf rights and beard Brevity freedom fighters and has a quiet word with them
*walks back
Can't understand what they said, something about trubble for injury to dwarf, hmm, should i kill them? smiley - smiley


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 70

deackie



You could, but we haven't found the hairdresser and we're in need of a tidy up. I think we need to get our priorities right and stop playing with minions.


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 71

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...



Yes, we do,
*throws dwards at the Dwarf freedom whatsit fighters knocking them over
right,
*walks up to door of hair salon
Hmm, there is a note on the door, shal I read it? smiley - winkeye


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 72

deackie



Yes please, I would but I might expend some energy walking over there smiley - smiley


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 73

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...


Ok, I'll read it::

tub yrros ma i
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smiley - erm Oh i thinks its upside down
I am sorry but I have gone to the retirement home for haridressors
Signed Sandra

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Oh dear, I know hold on and I'll find where I put the whatsit that made us jump here and we can jump to the retirement home for hairdressors smiley - smiley


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 74

deackie



Good thinking SK smiley - smiley What are we waiting for? My hair's starting to frizz smiley - yikes I NEED conditioning


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 75

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Right ahhh! Ulricka! if we just pass through this unstability feild in space time we should end up somehwere :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=119493


Secret "sandra's hair salon" at back of old grovel on hilltop

Post 76

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*suddenly without so much as a warning, a sign appears out of think air (which isn't that* think), saying: try here for dragon for those that seek to do things to dragon: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F68913?thread=120593&post=2523004#p2523004


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