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Post 1

Geoff Taylor - Life's Liver

I'm a budding stand-up. I'm not going to post much of my own material because I'll have to share copyright with the Beeb, but I'd like to join anyway.

My current favourite joke (not one of mine): - Have you heard about the new Viagra Eyewash? It doesn't do any good, but at least you look hard. smiley - smiley


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Post 2

Shea the Sarcastic

smiley - laugh


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Post 3

Geoff Taylor - Life's Liver

Aaah, an audience! Come hither and be amused


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Post 4

Thomas

You're in! Welcome to the group. We haven't been doing much recently, but hopefully that'll change soon. Again, welcome!

BTW, great joke!


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Post 5

Shea the Sarcastic

Okay Ploppy, amuse me!

smiley - popcorn


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Post 6

Geoff Taylor - Life's Liver

You bring smiley - popcorn to a comedy club? Gee, how unconventional! Do you take smiley - ale to the cinema, too?

OK, amusement attempt commences: - here's some older material of mine that's not topical enough to use anymore....

The lads from the pop group S-Club 7 got caught with cannabis. Drugs & Sex & Rock'n'Roll, eh? Or one out of three, at least. These lads then issued a public apology..."Yeah, we know everyone's upset & disappointed. We've let down all our fans and we know we should never have released that album"....


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Post 7

Shea the Sarcastic



smiley - laugh Actually, I bring smiley - stiffdrink to the cinema, but that's another story ...


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Post 8

Geoff Taylor - Life's Liver

What's a rimshot? Sounds rude...


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Post 9

Shea the Sarcastic

It's that drum roll thingy they do after the punchline of a joke ...


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Post 10

Geoff Taylor - Life's Liver

Oh... just my filthy mind, then.


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Post 11

Bluebottle

I'd like to join, too.
Okay, I'm too nervous to actually tell jokes on stage, but I enjoy writing comedy (you can read chapter one of "The Last Comic Kid" from H2G2 Fiction) and I have started the H2G2 Joke Directory where you can read jokes:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A227440

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Post 12

Thomas

You're in! Welcome!

Sorry it took so long to reply...I got a little lazy smiley - smiley. Well, congratulations! I'll add your name to the list as soon as I get the time.

Again, welcome!


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