h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Holds tantalisingly in front of 2legs*

Come to the Party Round My Place Party. You know it makes sense

*eyes glaze over* beeer beer beer *anteni glaze over* more beer <h but do any of you partys have a

TMI, 2Legs.

The Ozark Party will always feed you and offer you tasty beverages and lots of pressies. But you're going to have to wash your own underwear.

A winekey? Nope, access to the wine is open to all

The Party Round Our Place Party will lobby for the installation of a wine key on all keyboards by 2007.

I'll wash your underwear. And I'll you a green bouncy ball if you join us.

Plus, and I sort of object to this, once elected, the Vice President of the Ozark Party is open for "dunking" once a month.

Please no campaigning here, we all know the rules.

And let the rules be our bible as we campaign.

and lettuce campaign fare and wide.

and let us lettuce campaign to the end which is the polling and voting day from out the ashes arrises anew <evigrliN.

King 2legs, The Thingite Clans will stand loyally alongside anyone who stands with them, our door is always open, and our judgememt of character highly questionable. We'll even alot space for a New Ministry in our Administration which you can rule over as an absolute monarch if you so choose. Power is but a coalition away....

Power and lettuce.

Personally, I'm partial to runner beans, but there you go.

We'll give you two ministries and a new castle

Ever feel like you're at a cattle auction?

Oh yes, the Department for Waste Management and the Ministry for sitting around and not doing antything in particular. (abbrv: DTI) Castle? Ha! Some draughty ruin on a rain soaked hillside, stuck out i the back of beyond with no hot water and an outdoor toilet, that sits over a crevasse and doesn't have a bottom.

The worth of this rival offer is transparent.

The Thingites are known for, if nothing else, tenacity. If we say we'll offer you a powerful ministry in our governemnt we mean it.



After all how better to enforce our republican mandate than as a gestalt entity, entwining the democratic force of legislature with the authority of constitutional monarchy, King?

If we have an accord, you know where to find me.

We'll all love you in Ozark land.

I've already made a different offer elsewhere. 2legs should follow his heart

Indeed. Each candidate needs to be true to himself. (That being a non-gender specific himself.)

>>We'll give you a new castle<<

Did I mention that during the winter months an ancient farmign rite, means that all the local hill farmers can keep livestock in your living room?

>>Ever feel like you're at a cattle auction?<<
because you will do, after you have to look for the remote control for the telly down the back of the sofa, fightign for space amongst the back ends of a herd of prize winning* Three-mile Island Guernsies.


*novelty entry.

The 'I Vote For Me' Party.

We've got the best jingle.

Official.

2 Legs without a running mate, oh no
If he needs me, I would happily offer myself as a possible hapless volunteer.

tacsatduck- I may have to take you up on that, but i've had a lot of applications now you see the raving badger party, is turning from strength to strength as ultimately we oppose any power and the holding of, and do not want to be elected (on teh basis that the person least good at being pressident is the person who most wants to be it), we shall arrise again from the ashes and loose in a most stunning way! don't vote for us

OH NO! tacsatduck has volunteered, that means I can't get the position of VP!

No, wait, I didn't want it in the first place.

You can always have a position in teh cabinate when we take power, if you pledge allegence to our party