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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2001
That's ok... you are NOT alone!!! 
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typolifi Posted Sep 20, 2001
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Good ye good morrow, and welcome back to the magnificient world of dry cleaning. From today on, your modest,undersigned, typolifi, is here for the sake of life, love, passion and adventure. Rejoice, you venerable researchers, for I will know try to be present every wednesday.
But I can perceive wonder and surprise in your youthful eyes. "Who is he?", are they expressing. The answer is very plain, dear friends. He is the jester of noone, the speaker of language, the friend of all, the MUSE OF DRY CLEANING!!!!!
Enjoy yourselves and have a lot of .
Respectfully yours,
------------------------Purple Frog and Typolifi
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2001
YAY!!! ...Long time, no post... 
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Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor Posted Sep 21, 2001
Sup dry cleaning muse man! Hola mi amigos! Bon Ami! Ami Pro! Se Seinorita!
Muchachos!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 21, 2001
Now I am hungry for Nachos...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 25, 2001
*eats cheesecake*
thankyou thankyou thankyou
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*hurridly wipes cheesecake off toga leaving suspicious stain*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 26, 2001
::raises an eyebrow:: Hezher, Hezher...
I have a barf-stained toga to dry clean myself!!! 
Ummm... too much information, huh!??
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Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor Posted Oct 2, 2001
I have a toga that is messy from last weekend, I need to bring it intoday and I will pick it up tomarrow, you will have to work hard on it as it has various fluids ground into it and large quantities of food stain on the chest...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 2, 2001
ME!?? Work hard!?? I NEVER!!!!
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Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor Posted Oct 3, 2001
Oh dear what shall I wear to the ball?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 3, 2001
...There's a ball!?? And I wasn't invited!??
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Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor Posted Oct 4, 2001
Sorry it is a Crystal Ball...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 4, 2001
Oh.
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Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor Posted Oct 5, 2001
Everyone has to wear a see through toga made of crystal and only a few people can afford the atire...
I will get you a crystal toga if you want to come to the next one...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Oct 6, 2001
a see through toga made of crystal? that'd be good for eating cheese cake, the stains would wipe right off with a bit of window cleaner!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 7, 2001
DOn't worry about the crystal toga... thanks for the offer, however!!!!
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Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor Posted Oct 9, 2001
Good as they are rather expensive to manufacture, you have to keep all these little gnomes on staff and they really are very greedy so you dont get much profit...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 9, 2001
WELL!! Why bother with the capitalists, then!??
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typolifi Posted Oct 14, 2001
I might have a solution to your problems! 
We have here, in this dry cleaning room
( which, may I recall you, is entirely purple with yellow furniture, the windows show the forest behind the house, there are many togas lying on the floor, dirty but each of a different colour, which gives a nice flashy visual effect, the purple frog is jumping about and salivating on the togas, which is the first step of the cleaning process (for, as you know saliva in general desagregates long chains of glucosis, which are the main components of many a Stain-On-A-Toga ("SOAT" in our jargon, pronounced like "so what?" ) and the saliva of purple frogs even distroys fats, proteins, and actually everything bar togas ), and then I take the togas to the fountain, which is both the second step in our cleaning process and made out of a beautiful grey stone filled with water whose pureness depends on the day of the week ( I know, it isn't exactly what you thought "dry cleaning" was, but it's not my fault if all the so-called "dry cleaners are usurpators of the real original typolifi method...) ('why "dry"', will you ask me, 'if there is so much saliva and water?'; well, the answer is quite simple: the word " dry " is used because of an ancient saying among dry cleaners:
--- " if it toesn't work, dry again ! " ---
) then the togas are taken to the drying machine, consisting on a rope intelligently knotted on two different points of the room, and I put the togas on the rope, and there, with the help of some physical laws I won't explain here because I wouldn't want my post to be too long, they dry in circa 2 hours and 35 minutes)
...so, I was saying we had here, in this dry cleaning room, a stock of unused plexiglas togas, which look very much like crystal togas but are far less expensive ( one doughnut 
each). That's all I wanted to say.
----------------- Typolifi
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 14, 2001
WOW!!! 
I am MUCH impressed!!!
I'm very happy to see you get into your job as a muse!!! And it's fascinating to learn about Toga Dry Cleaning. I'm delighted that the froggy's involved. I love froggies!!!
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- 101: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2001)
- 102: typolifi (Sep 20, 2001)
- 103: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2001)
- 104: Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor (Sep 21, 2001)
- 105: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 21, 2001)
- 106: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 25, 2001)
- 107: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 26, 2001)
- 108: Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor (Oct 2, 2001)
- 109: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 2, 2001)
- 110: Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor (Oct 3, 2001)
- 111: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 3, 2001)
- 112: Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor (Oct 4, 2001)
- 113: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 4, 2001)
- 114: Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor (Oct 5, 2001)
- 115: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 6, 2001)
- 116: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 7, 2001)
- 117: Pyrex Muse of Unbreakable Space-age Wonder Glass, Student of Life, Keeper of the Seven Keys of Ventuslor (Oct 9, 2001)
- 118: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 9, 2001)
- 119: typolifi (Oct 14, 2001)
- 120: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 14, 2001)
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