h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For a nice discussion on ::frogs::, check out frogs forever at F31945?thread=For a nice discussion on ::frogs::, check out frogs forever at F31945. The discussion's really cool, especially the posts I didn't write.

OH!!! Good to know...

Sure! You don't know how happy I am I got them!



-------Typolifi

Oooops! this post was "Hello..." on mi page... What I wanted to say here was "Oh you know, everything is good to know..." but now I write it, it sounds quite silly. Never mind!

do youse clean sheets? Do youse have to be a muse to use?
I've been having very bad luck with my designer sheets lately, and they're a mess.

There is no problem, use the muses as much as they use musing! You have nothing to luuse! But watch out, they may blow a fuse! Then don't accuse anyone if you can't find your shoes...

If you leave your sheets, we will even redesign them for you ! Designing designer sheets is a froggy speciality. They will be ready within a copple of days... Time for Typolifi and his frog to go eat a lunch! Have a cup of tea and a ...

ly laughter. six sheets drift down to settle in the laundry basket. *munch, munch, sip* . was I ever hungry!
btw, there was noooo excuse for all those "use"s! Definately what I'd call "use" abuse. (clever, though. )

::nods approvingly at the froggy, the Muse of Dry Cleaners, and her ghosty friend::

* adds purple-grape stained sheet to in basket. *
How do I pay you?
oh, yeh, at the risk of being ooc, is there any way to start a training program with the laundry? you know, we could send in a student and you could teach them a usefull skill. we're starting a monster college at the sewer spotter's club on the h2g2 water works, and some of the monsters will want to take business courses. You'd have to teach them how to do the books, plus management skills.

COOL IDEA!!!... Iris Cafe could use some cooks and servers... I think a monster would make a cool chef...

Clio's Library of History could use people to stock bookshelves/clean... that's a bit menial, though...

Calliope Stage could use ushers and ticket takers, except it really gets no visitors...

And Englander heads the Musehome Bakery. He could probably benefit from some good help.

But before we get too excited, are the Monsters going to work for a Monster Union!??

nah, they're independant. A monster union would be a place where monsters who hire out to cause distruction would go, like the boogey man and the thing under the bed. these will be rehbilitated monsters, working for occupational and vocational training, or on a work study program through the uni. Like, for instance, a Master chef, or a monster who wanted to learn how to run a business so he could own his own. for those not aspiring to earn a degree there are certificates of vocational training that they can proudly display. Then they could work in their chosen field(that's when they have to think about unions; after we've cut them loose with their certificate.) maybe a monster who studies politics could form a union. check out http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44377?thread=145388

Well, you can take courses here if you want, but definitely not buisness courses. Our ideal is dry cleaning, and not money. You see, I'm a dry cleaning idealist...

If you or one of your monster friends want(s) ( but only one person ), you (he) can be a kind of assistant. You will have the right to sit in this room ( there is a chair, here, on the left, and if you (he) prove(s) to be one of the good one, you will even have the right to sit in my rocking chair, here, on the right ).

Beside this fantastic right-to-sit, you will have the privilege to welcome people around here and you can even pretend you are the dry cleaner ( but you can't use the name and logo ' muse of dry cleaning ' ), especially when I'm absent, that is most of the time.

The only condition is that you or the candidate will have to communicate with me by 3-words posts ( no more, no less ), and in exchange, I will also communicate with you or the candidate using only 3- words posts ( which is a good deal, given my habit to write long boring posts like this one.



If you or the candidate accept(s), please sign below, next to my signature:

-------Typolifi--------

It clearly appears that my offer has been rejected...

sigh

I will go on dry cleaning no matter what troubles the world will set up against me and my loyal assistants, the frog and the dragon (fly)....

YES! I will never surrender. LONG LIVE DRY CLEANING!

YAY!!! That's the dry cleaning spirit!!!

Purple Frog: Rubbup rubupp!

(meaning: Yeah!)

I need a slice of cheesecake...

Oooh, I'm sorry madam, it's not a cheesecake shop her, it's a dry cleaning office.

Do you want me to make a cheesecake out of a very old toga?

BUT!!!! We give out free slices on Wednesdays!!! I'm going in to our supply!!!

Hmmm...
I beg your pardon madam, but it's tuesday today.
lol