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SISTERS! BROTHERS!

Let my lead you in Worship of the holy quartet!

Let us sing praise to the Allmighty for, John, Paul, Ringo and George!

Sing praise to the Abby Road Studios,

and thank everybody who baught there records!

Heareth, My Children! It has been brought to me by the compuserve newsticker in my OutlookExpress, that our beloved GEORGE has had to undergo an operation because of lungcancer!

Who will lead us in prayer...

I shall, Pastor Englander, for I haveth a Daneletro guitar so named after said BEATLE, and an amplifier that goes just so witheth George the elecetric guitar, which has been named Mrs. Harrison.

May the George Martin of Heaven direct BEATLE George to health and happiness, and keep him from the Blue Meanies of Life. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!! AMEN!!!

Thankyou, Sister. And I hope, this isn´t the beginning of a long and winding road to recovery!

So let us all sing:

All you need is love

::sings:: Love, Love, Love...

You don´t mind if we quit this thread???

*Singing: What would you do when I closed down this thread, would you stand up and walk out on me?*

::gasp:: YOU WANT TO DO WHAT!??

::great weeping::

::collapses into mournful pain::

::falls into the pits of inner hell::

Oh, Sorry, , I didn´t meen, you know , well...

There only is...


I can´t find any words for this...

(I am the walruss???)

Are you saying that because of the minute outcome, you feel that this church was built "For No One"!??? Well... give it time, love...

This church should appear on the SSS page, you know... it needs promotion....



There ARE BEATLE fans out there(I'd put a link to here at the Elephant Trek, since you've mentioned the church all ready.... might get some followers that way.. especially with BB!!! YAY!!!)....

SISTERS & BROTHERS

Let me tell thee of a word I have recieved which comes from the book of Public Relations, which has been heavily used by the FAB FOUR, and which has been read to me by Drogonfly (In Germany one would say she´s been reading Leviticus to me )

Go forth and advertise this thread. And when you have been through the threads: Sing this song:

It´s been a hard days knight
and I´ve been jousting like a snob
It´s been a little bit too bright,
I should have left my glasses on

But when the adds have gone through
And all the fans come to you
It´s gone feel all right

You know it is hard to say
If advertising is the way
But It´s worth it just to hear you say
You´ll be attending
Anyway.

So why on earth should I moan
Cause when I get you alone,
I´ve got a reason to say YAY...

SISTERS & BROTHERS

Let me tell thee of a word I have recieved which comes from the book of Public Relations, which has been heavily used by the FAB FOUR, and which has been read to me by Drogonfly (In Germany one would say she´s been reading Leviticus to me )

Go forth and advertise this thread. And when you have been through the threads: Sing this song:

It´s been a hard days knight
and I´ve been jousting like a snob
It´s been a little bit too bright,
I should have left my glasses on

But when the adds have gone through
And all the fans come to you
It´s gone feel all right

You know it is hard to say
If advertising is the way
But It´s worth it just to hear you say
You´ll be attending
Anyway.

So why on earth should I moan
Cause when I get you alone,
I´ve got a reason to say YAY...

WOW.

SISTER!

It has been said unto me that thou cameth to repent of thy sins! Tell me, what was it that thou needest absolution of? Was it, that you thought of Paul more then Ringo? Was it that you are happy, that Linda isn´t there any longer to be an obstacle on your way to Paul? Was it, that your favorite Beatle wasn´t John? Or is it the fact, that you haven´t heard your daily beatles song yet????

Lennon's not my favorite. RINGO is. That's a sin!?? OH MY!!!

No. It´s the alternative. I think it is very important for a religious groop to start on bickering about the saints and holy ones at an early stage of it´s development.

So! You are a Ringoist, eh what???

YES!!! HA!!! RINGO ALL THE WAY!!!

For he is the SPINE-- the backbone-- the backBEAT of the BEATLES!!!! RINGO puts the BEAT in BEATLES!!!!

But you have to admit, that PAUL is at the BASS of it all!

Heh... Paul's just a little choir boy...

At least he made it to St. Paul (gormless joke...)

::gag:: Sir Paul McCartney!!!!