h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...when there's a strong possibility that you're moving into the same flat as someone you met here

...when you feel guilty for not posting to this thread for 6 days...

(sorry!!)

peace.

...but you know is some way down the list

When you spend more time campaigning for a smiley than
you spende reading the local newspaper.

...when you only thought there was one newspaper

...and that was the post...
^. .^
= ' =

...and you read it faithfully every week...

Hi! I think I'm addicted, but how do I know...

...by being here, in this thread

WHEN you ARE shure TO alWAYS write
In IamBic PENtamITer.

if you need to ask if you are addicted - you may not be ...
BUT
if you even consider that this thread is the right place for you ... it's probably too late already

Welcome to The Virtual Vestibule of The Virtuous Vice!!!

Step right in ........

*steps*

peace.

*steps in*
Okay, now what's gonna' happen?

as you look around you notice the colour scheme .... a tasteful blend of both alabaster and goo, the air is filled with the sound of brains ticking over and the clicking of keyboards.

As you wait you notice a set of doors opposite, huge doors, which lead to a whole new world ....

The doors swing open slowly ..... revealing .......

Am I gonna' need my Railgun?

I've got one!
...when yu join the 'You Know You're an H2G2 Addict When...' and start to read ALL the backlog!

Nahhh - just liberal doses of H2G2

By liberal do you mean getting up at 8:30, skipping breakfast and staying on 'til you get dragged of 'coz your going to the cinema BUT YOU KNOW ALL YOUR BEST CONVERSATIONS HAPPEN THEN!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!

- yep ... definitely an addict

Kindly step in and sign the register .......

...
!
!!!
Um... I don't seem to be able to find a pen...