h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's Shirps girl!!! I believe alcholic drinks desrtoy
old used brain cells & make way for the fresh ones to be put to use!!!
Liz must drink just the RIGHT amount

Would any one like some counterwise*wine i don't drink myself but see nothing wrong with the rest of you having a few.

Say what?!? What in the World is counterwise wine...not that it matters-if it's wine I'll surely have a glass-or bottle

I thought you would never ask!
"counterwise wine is made from grapes belonging to that class of flora reannual that grow only in excessively high magic fields.normal plants grow after the seeds have been planted with reannuals its the over way round.although reannual wine causes inebriation in the normal way,the action of the digestive system on its molecules causes an unusual reaction whose net effect is to thrust the ensuing hangover backwards in time,to a point some hours before the wine is drunk hence the saying have a hair of the dog thats going to bite you."
Terry pratchett from the discworld novels there also good for fortelling the future as that is were the come from.

Of all the drinks over which I linger
I always return to Jack and ginger.

Heloo Blindtraveler! And may I just say YUMMY That's MY drink!
Neat...although in the Summer I have been known to make a tray of ginger ale cubes in the freezer...wouldn't want to water down my good old Uncle Jack

TIMELORD, perhaps YOU are the fellow who could help me...I've been wanting to go aboard a spaceship so I can see all the dogs.

You are welcome aboard my tardis* any time**buit how would that help you see the dogs.
*tardis time and relative dimentions in space(I was not sure if doctor who is shown over there)
**time is a strange thing if you travel in it it mucks up the grammar

You guys make alcoholism sound like FUN. This usually non-drinker is off to the pub for a 'Bloody Brain'. Will let you know how it went tomorrow (if I'm still alive by then) )

Welcome Traveller...please do tell how you like the Bloody Brains! I'll be awaiting your reply

TIMELORD: thank you, I care not how speaking goes amuck! What do you mean you don't know how going into space will help me see dogs?!? I distinctly remember being invited to go space traveling during the May Day dance & was told there were alot of 'labs' aboard!!! ;-P
(sorry...I've been waiting to set someone up on that one since May...just so happened it was you that took the bait! ...I'm SURE you'll find a way to 'get me'! Oh, I'm a baaaaaaad one, I am

There was a little girl that had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead when she was good she was very very good but when she was bad she was BETTER.

I'm sooo bad...the curl went right outta' my hair

Say-I wonder if that fellow who tried my bloody brains made it home alright...since he hasn't made it back here!

So, I have mt tooth brush packed, anytime you'd like to whisk me into
space...I'm ready! I wanna' see thoses labs Are you SURE you want to take such a bad girl?!?

Hey there you two (you know who you are!) - i reckon you oughta stay off the alcohol, maybe a bucket of cold water would cool ya

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
he called for his pipe,
he called for his bowl
and he called for his ..........
TL - any ideas??

Never you mind the cold water...just a few ice cubes please

What's that you want it on the rocks.

Nope, I want to slip a few into your knickers (I told you I'm a very bad girl )

Thats the best offer i have had this year

Now THAT'S sad And I don't believe it for a moment

Sad but true.in fact its the best offer i have had in about 18 month.

TIMELORD, why don't you get ouy more often?!? You're such a sweetie!
I'm sure if you made yourself available...who could resist???