Regiment Tooth 'n' Claw

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Awwwlreet you scurvy scum. You poor critters 'ave been assigned to serve directly under me. That's right. Me. You will address me at all times as "SIR!! YES SIR!!!!", as is standard with aaaall of your military superiors. 'Owever, given my... condition a small taskforce of chosen will be assigned duties including belly rubs, cat-nip stockists and first class junior assistant milk-fetcher. Is that clear? Good.



I hope you have noted the name of this regiment? Right? Tooth 'n' Claw? Well. That means that that is what we fight with. The enemy may have such dishonourable weapons like grenade launchers, fully automatic shotguns and nuclear missiles, but that does not mean we have to stoop to their level!! We battle with good honest natural weapons, and if that means that we get felled by rapid machinegun fire as soon as we step onto the battle field then SO BE IT!

So GO my minions, and run to the battlefield! I'll be right behind you! And remember our warcry and motto as you embrace repeated grisly defeat!




Fleet of foot and strong of jaw

We obey the unarmed law

Death is a gentle path

Compared to the boss' wrath

So we run on, sun or thaw

And we fight with Tooth 'n' Claw


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  • Sergeant - smiley - moonsmiley - moon
  • Sergeant Major - smiley - mars
  • Lieutenant - smiley - earth
  • Captain - smiley - earthsmiley - mars
  • Major - smiley - earthsmiley - earth
    • - This is the highest I can promote you.

  • Colonel - smiley - star
  • Brigadeer - smiley - starsmiley - star
  • General - smiley - bluefish
  • Field-Marshall - smiley - orangefish



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