h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Hi there, We all want to contribute to your song contest" whispers Nephew Who while tapping softly on your shoulder.
"Well you will probably never have heard from us. But we want to join the party. I always had the inpression the song was about bureaucracy, but you gave me a new light on things."
"And I had even another impression of it. I always thought of it as the struggle between chaos and order." <> cleaning his pipe in an empty bucket on the side.

"I always thought it was just a funny story and a fine sing along" Traveller in Time doing the typing stuff on his portable console.

"Alice's as in aliases 'Taliesin -- (Shh.. I'm sleeping!)' Sorry we can not be quiet as in:" and than all three chanting together:

"
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
Post an URL, it'll be removed
Talk some s**t, and you'll be reproved.
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
"
Traveller is still clapping, then they go again
"
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
Post an URL, it'll be removed
Talk some s**t, and you'll be reproved.
You can't say anything you want, 'cause of BBC's Restraints
"

"I like this lyric as well" sighs Traveller in Time.

"I mostly like the popout of some vowels, it is really fascinating to be near such happening" says Who, still staring at the lyrics, to see if more goes out.

"I like it, must agree with you. How about 'Language it's a virus:' in our journal of two Quiks" he lights his pipe again. There does not seem to burn someting inside however as he continues "I see more in an 'Keep Feeling Fascination' by the Human League, as an attitude being down and upset won't help you anyway."

"You must know the restrictions we take over ourself, it is about and the like" TiT
"The Big Brother Corporation would not allow us anyway." <>
"But what the hack, have fun, express yourself as far as you can go." Who
" I migt add" <>

I'd forgotten about this
Moderation was a bit more strict way back then... no urls in postings...
If the muse doth prick, how about an h2g2 happy birthday song? I wrote a Blues version, but there are many other genres unfulfilled...

Nephew Who comes in again

"Have we won?, Have we won the contest?"
he finally takes the time to read the new post
"Keep it for historical reasons please. Newbe's like me have a lot to learn about this site. Perhaps some of us need to know more history, is there a Guide-historian in the Guide?"

Nephew Who fades out into the gloom of milk ( A1084420 ).