A Conversation for Room 101
New stuff for Rooms 101 and Lovely
Mikeo the gregarious Started conversation Oct 18, 2002
Could you please consider some of the following for Room 101: -
(1) cotton wool - I know it's a bit feeble, but I get goosebumps everytime I touch it or even think about it -
(2) those seats on trains with lift-up trays - they're too narrow for putting my laptop on and are sometimes covered in yukky stuff!
(3) crying/noisy children - I know children are supposed to be "nice", but if you don't have any they can be the second most irritating thing on this planet ....
(4) .... *the* most annoying thing is when something from Room Lovely is offered to everywhere except where I happen to be - apparently, the programme schedulers for BBC2 in the Northwest of England think we all prefer Superleague Rugby to Monty Python!
(5) I also cannot *stand* any driver who hogs more than one parking space in a car park - if not any of the others, can you *please* put this one in?!!!
As for "Room Lovely", I also have some suggestions: classical music (keeps me relatively sane), Esperanto (makes me less sane but in a good way! ), sleep ('nuff said) and sex (ditto).
Now, is there any way I can persuade you to put *all* of these things in the right places? Bare-faced flattery would be possible ... you gorgeous Room 101 owner!
Mikeo.
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