h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My nomination for room 101 is plasters because,they either fall off 10 seconds after you have just put one on, or stay on so tight, that you need a small blow torch to get one off, and are then left with that annoying black outline of the plaster, that will not go unless you use a brillo pad, and a large bottle of white spirit. Another thing is waterproof plasters aren’t waterproof. They usually go really soggy and fall off straight away, and, anti-allergy plasters aren’t anti-allergy. I know it's a small, petty thing to get annoyed about, but they really wind me up!