h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What if I object to lawyers because of diet or religion<?>

What if I object to lawyers because of diet and religion<?>

talking of diet, enforced as it is, where is my shopping <?>

Is it being delivered<?>

it was dilivered, but why was it two* hours late <?>

Should i have bothered having any lunch, seeing as how it will be lunch time soon <?>

Why not have lunch during the commercial breaks?

Wouldn't it just be best to have tea<?>

Why not have tea now?

Does h2g2 have commercal breaks <?>

Arn't we fortunate that it doesn't?

Aren't we fortunate in general<?>

If "we are what we eat", then, does that make me pasta, cheese sauce (with garlic, onion and mushroom), small steak and salid <?>

Come to mention that, do you not look a little cheesy round the edges<?>

you think i might do with a wash then <?>
is it January now <?>
Oh, i should have had my shower last month, shouldn't i <?>

Should we at least be glad that someone is trying to preserve precious water supplies<?>
Could that explain why the stench in here is unbearable<?>
Shall I get some air freshener<?>

isn't the stench that bottle of air freshner spray over there <?>

Can't you see it <?>

isn't hte one labled "marsh gas air freshner" <?>

Or should I get some deoderant <?>

Have you been using the 'marsh gas air freshener' as deodrant<?>

Could that explain a lot<?>

It seems so obvious in hindsight, doesn't it <?> Not long till hoovertime is it <?>
Should I do the washing up soon <?>

May I interrupt this evening's questions in order to bring you "Marsh Gas" the new scent from Revolton?

When our "scientists" or "beauty technicians" as we call them, and our dedicated team of "beauty Beagles" have been working 'round the clock, to extract the special "T Cell" from the Italian Guava Plant, how can you say no?

Why not buy some today?

Do I get discounted price for buying in bulk? <?>