h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will I have to go and plede to the governor for the intergalatic mind probe allience again <?>

Will I get a desirible response or will my effort be in vein and only result in another forced imprissament, and inpregnation by one of those strange blue things that the people with teh chains carry in their hands, and profer to those that are, indescribily altered by their actions <?>

Can I ever escape or will I float for ever, neither existing or not existing and having various parts of my person taking trips to seperate dimensions of the flat region 9 <?>

Do you want to help me win a smiley?

What is that <?> and what would it entail <?> should I sleep early tonight <?> why did I think it was later than it is <?>

Would you like to have the ?

Would that possibly get mixed up with <?>

Do I want to know what that means?

Wouldn't the explanation probably get moderated<?>

Then don't I think the answer to Lady Scott's question on whether she even wants to know is no?

Could it be?

Should I not say then<?>

Do you have any idea how difficult it was for me to escape the clutches of the evil aliens<?>
Can you tell I'm glad to be back, however briefly <?>
Haven't I missed asking questions, and found having to answer them in the school rather difficult<?>
Arn't questionasa most useful educational/learning tool <?>
Do you rightly imagine I use them a lot <?> can I go to bed yet <?>

Is amyone here<?>

Am I amyone?

Have you checked lately to see if you exist?

Do one have to check to know?

Is that not exactly what I thought after I saw that typo Amy<?>

A typo for Tonto?

sHOULD i PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THAT? <?>
Was that all in capitals for some strange reason <?>
Wasn't I in class today, oh, yesterday didn't I mean, teaching and n asking questions <?>
Didn't i ALSO answer a few questions M<?>
Was the small number of questions meaning i TAUGHT IT WELL AND THEY UNDERSTOOD IT <?>
OR DID IT MEAN THEY WERE TONGUE TIED AND AFRIAD TO ASK QUESTIONS <?>
wASN'T i told my supervisor that it was the first option, and that I did (suppirzingly) quite well <?>
Doesn't that mke you feel good <?>
am I on a high <?>
does the booze help <?>
should I have dinner now <?>
or supper <?>
or gamish <?>
or sleep <?>