h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Ya-know-what-I-mean know-what-I-mean nudge-nudge wink-wink?

So, does your wife like sport?

Can I now, at a entirely unoppertune moment, indeed conferm, that which did seem to be hinted at, and believed by the protagnists, in so far as the two locations in regard to person, or persons whereabouts are indeed correct?#

Am I speaking out of turn?

Can I join in this thread?

Haven't I not posted much on the other questions only thread cause of it taking 4 onions to load each and every time not withstanding?

How weird do you believe it is, or indeed, conversly, should be?

Do you like photographs?

Can I say "nudge nudge, wink wink"?

has anyone seen my string winder?:

My swamp creatures?

my watch?

the dragonaughts?

The question persicutors?

my left over kabab?

all the money I had before spending it on liqure?

my wimple?

my collar?

my thesis?

my computer?

What am I talking about>?

So, who do we have here, and who is defiantly, and some might say foolishly staying, or indeed remaining, at the slower origional questions thread, which, i would imagine has quite deftly proven its point ast to the level of rediculus posting that can be achieved through a total disregard for almost anything that isn't weird?

Why do I always seem to right sentances, containing many speling mistakes that are quite probably, from the perspective of most observers quite possibly, too long?

Can I werble here?

Why not<?>

Should I go inform the questioners that 2legs is (was) here? Do you think more may come here then?

Why wouldn't they?

Did anybody else notice the URL for n2g2 earlier in the thread?

Is that allowed now then?

How long were you gone, Argon? Did you miss the announcement that URLs were going to be allowed on a trial basis during February, and it looks as though we get to keep them?

Would you care to check out this thread?

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Is it possible I did in fact not know of this development?

Did you miss me?

Did you even notice I wasn't here?

Is anybody out there?

May I take this opportune opportunity to catagorically and finally neither confirm nor deny the existence or possibility of the chance of anyone being "out there" or indeed anywhere<?>

Have I been away from my desk at training and Holiday (sorry Research) ?
Could that be the reason?

Was it fun Argon<?>

Did Tonto really ask "was it fun?"?

Do they not know of my prediliction for Skiing?

Are they unaware that I went on a Skiing Holiday to Austria, and it was a blast?

Was it a blast because that was the people blowing up the snow to prevent an avolanche?
So, we can put links in posts without fear of being catogorically de-bagged?
Have you any idea how difficult this form is to fill in?
Did you realise that it is not yet complete but has already taken over 12 hours of time to fill it in, ponder questions therein, phone the help line, wait in ques etc?
Why do I want to do a PGCE?
What makes me feel I am suitible for P
@GCE?
How am I ment to answer questions like that?
Why do they never give you enough room on the form to fill in the answers to the questions?
Why do I find it amusing that the name of my BSc wouldn't fit in the alloted space designated for the BSc degree tittle?
Isn't that annoying?
Hasn't this ment that I've still not completed the credit card application forms?
Will I achieve it all?
Will i finish my thesis in teh next couple of weeks?
Didn't I enjoy going to the pub again last night?
Do you think I should be a hermit instead?

Do you want to be a hermit<?>

Did you know that I used to have some hermit crabs<?>

Aren't they all dead, now, though<?>

Can I still be a hermit if I'm down the pub every nimght? I could always become the eternal student that I so nearly am anyhow couldn't i? Wouldn't it be nice to know what I wanted to do?
Can we form a regulatory authority to regulate uncertanty? Why am I and almost ing now?

Could you be from all that hermiting<?>

Wouldn't it be more fun to live in the pub than to be a hermit<?>

Couldn't we find a way to de-regulate regulation<?>