h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you recon the pink elephant in a tutu has something to do with this<?>
Are you sure that you aren't the father<?>

Could it be that I AM the father, but I also have amnesia?!?!?!

Do you have amnesia because the pink elephant knocked you out when s/he found out s/he wasn't the father and you were<?>

But why can't I stop thinking about Amy, what she's doing, who she's with?

Won't she kill you when she finds out about that one-night-stand with Rolf...<?>

What H2G2 soap opera?

What is that dead body doing over in the corner!? is it rolf?
Is it nighthoover?
Is it bill bobberly?
Is it ?

Oh for God's sake, who the hell cares?

Why do people keep asking questions if they don't care?

I don't care, do I?
Is it not because of my teenage pregnancy, afair with the local vicor, and drug addiction?
Is that run-of-the-mill enough for soap stuff? i don't watch soaps, you can tell, can't you?

Wouldn't anyone think you wrote all of the soap scripts, what with your previous posting<?>

Wouldn't soaps be much more interesting if 2legs *did* write them? Especially if the filter was off?

Would we rather not think too hard about that<?>

Must you say t***k?

I didn't offend you by saying 'think', did I<?>
Ooops, I didn't just do that again, did I<?>
Isn't *thinking* better than a question persecutor<?>

Was is this thread that we (not you and I, obviously, since you just joined, 'vator) discussed thinking?

Would that make the 't' word a persecutor<?>

What about the word "thought"?

Why or why not?

To be or not to be?