h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even were it not, it really oughta be, ought it not?

Ahh, so you too have heard the rummours about me and the Lesbian biker gang?

Yeah, the first time I heard the name of the gang I thought their bikes had accidentally been buried under a lot of sand, but that wasn't the case, was it?

I can't possibly comment, can i?

Wouldn't I be a fool - or worse - if I claimed "Yes we can!"?

You have seen what a fool I've been?
hmm, multiple times, I assume?
It must be such an odd experience to be otterwise, you think?

Does it take a fool to know a fool?

And what would I even know about normality?

How wise is the average otter?

Is being otterwise worth pursuing?

is any persuit worth persuing? is the persuit the point, rather than the end destination? - would that make fruitless persuits more rewarding?

Would procrastinating fruitless pursuits be even more rewarding?

wouldn't htat just be the bestist?!

Is the persuit of the perfect footwear, socks, shoes, boots, and underwear, thongs, panties, G-strings, and knickers, a worthwhile lifetime ambition?

Doesn't that sound way too exhausting for an old procrastinator like your's truly?

You think it an ardious task/quest?
Fruitless perhaps?
Or, just futile?
Is this the fate of us all, searching for ideals?
Shall we just persue the next instead then, as useual?

Is it okay if I wait till valentine's day?

Had we but time enough, and socks enough... actually I've a lot of socks, so I guess we're alright to wait?

if the beer can wait surely so can i?

is the beer waiting?
if so, then where is it waiting?

Is not my waiting right next to my Islay whisky for only 12 more hours?

Wasn't the and the so worth waiting six weeks for, I completely forgot what the question was?

is it all too easy, at times, to entirely forget the question? - is this especially the case if one knows the answer?

If I said '42', and asked how many pairs of socks does 2legs own? - then would you know the answer and the question symultainiously?

Do I own too many pairs of socks?

Will I not need another nap to mull over your question?