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I think that's only for the suckers is it not?

Why are they called octopuses when they have ten tacles?

Isn't because they actually have eight tentacles?

Is it not squid that have 10?

Did I just turn a squid into an octopus by eating two of its ten tacles?

Holy ink fish did I just write post number 4444?

Is that a significant number?

Do you recall that the original (at least post-rupert) questions only thread was once a serious contender for the most posted to thread on h2g2?

Did it not have well over 10,000 posts?

Were not those the days?

...Hmmm, or was that the song titles thread - revised as 'back again' on my own personal space?

Is that not currently at 17,000+ posts? :D

This doesn't show our age, does it?

Why would it?

Strike that, but what became of the original questions only thread?

Did it not disappear into the black hole of articles that was Rupert?

If the following article had worked since 2001 https://www.h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/classic/A990902, would the rehoming of these threads still be necessary?

Is it not 18 years since Rupert a terrible stretch of time?

Can someone lighten this up?

Will this do?

was it really that* long ago?!>?!?

Is this really my last year as a teen - hootoo-wise?

how old does that make me?! I'm forever young... whatever anyone says, aren't I?

You're only as old as the woman you feel, init?

Isn't that one gender fluid? Usually depending upon which is the younger partner?

Is there gender fluid in the source of youth?