h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why would I if it gives them a feeling of being able to fly?

Haven't we all dreamed of being able to do just that, like Superman or Birdman?

Maybe one day we can al learn to fly ?

Would everyone just fly about all day long for fun ?

or would we soon tire of it, and the mid-air collisions that would inevitably occur ?

Would flying be easy or just as exhausting as swimming or running?

I've never seen a bird looking out of breath or knackered, have you?

would we need magic socks to fly?

Didn't I once read about fried pigeons flying right into the mouths of people in Cockaigne?

Wouldn't I consider a fried pigeon as being pretty knackered?

Are flying socks the same as the Mormons' magic underwear?

they have magic underwear?!?!

Did I ever mention my magic thongs?

What do those do?

Are you allowed to tell us here?

Would it be safe to assume, or at least summise, that were I to tell you, then, the likelihood of moderation would be an aweful lot higher than zero <?>

Are my magic thongs therefore, just, yet another mystory of the universe <?>

Are your thongs really magic or simply a manifestation of future underwear technology that is indistinguishable?

Could this extend to my magic marker collection?

Would it be safe to assume that Magic Johnson wears magic thongs?

Is it safe to assume anything... round here?

Why's my CD/DVD burner/drive, making that* odd noise?

Is it supposed to emanate so much blue smoke?

Isn't that just for the disco-effect - to go with the flashing lights.... fire ?

Did you just forget Earth and Wind?

May we now groove tonight?

And share the spice of life?

Will we need our magic socks for that?

What spice did you have in mind? non-oregano?

Can I groove to the light fantastic?

You did notice I@ve got my magic thong on, and the flying magic socks?

Would it not be far for me to say you can't?

Are your socks octarine coloured? Is your thong?

Could I be pedantic and point out that oregano is a herb, not a spice?

Was I not thinking more like the spice melange originating from Arrakis?

But why would I want to interfere with thong talk?

Is not the description of melange and its effects quite similar to those of non-oregano?