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Recumbentman Posted Apr 30, 2003
That's curious (said with a frown)
Your ideal MP is a clown,
A cipher, a puppet
You'll only put up at
A coconut-shy, to knock down?
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 30, 2003
The thought of an ideal MP
is a concept contradic'try
some raging depravity
affects their morality
and sends them right out of their tree.
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sprout Posted Apr 30, 2003
As soon as they get to Westminster
Their head begins to swell like a blister
Then with a sound like "whup"
They curl right up
And disappear into their own sphincter
Sprout
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Apr 30, 2003
MPs, for scandal, are needy
They're deep down and dirty, indeedy.
In the papers of course
With drugs, lies and whores,
Our VIPs seem 2B all 2 CD
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Recumbentman Posted Apr 30, 2003
The sad sorry state of MPs!
Now in Ireland here we have TDs
Who are all to a man (or woman) trusty loyal helpful brotherly courteous kind
Obedient smiling thrifty clean in body and mind
And that's as true as this is a limerick, chappies!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 1, 2003
The congressmen and senators
Are really abomnable bores.
But terms preventitive
Bind our representitives
To limited space on the floor.
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Recumbentman Posted May 1, 2003
You mean 'checks and balances' work
And no Congressman is a jerk?
No corruption, no graft,
The purest statecraft --
A fine Enterprise, Caprain Kirk!
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You can call me TC Posted May 1, 2003
I've heard that in the UK
people are electing today
As an eternal expat
I've never done that
They all seem the same anyway
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Recumbentman Posted May 1, 2003
That attitude's odd -- clear as mud:
'I won't, since it does me no good'
It does you no good
*Since* you don't, so you should
You can't see the trees for the wood
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Recumbentman Posted May 1, 2003
That may have been slightly unfair
You're ex-pat, you didn't say where
Is it somewhere remote
Where they don't let you vote
Or is it, you really don't care?
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You can call me TC Posted May 1, 2003
It's hardly an attitude at all
It's just that when I was small
there were the good and the bad
Now they've all gone mad
Whoever wins soon to corruption will fall
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Recumbentman Posted May 1, 2003
You hear quite o lot of this view
"They're all rotten, what can you do?"
I'd just remind you
That this feeling's not new
Plato said the very same too
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You can call me TC Posted May 1, 2003
So why do we not learn from history?
That ever repetitive tapestry?
The old constitution
may need reconstitution
But who could do it? That remains a mystery
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted May 1, 2003
the Chinese have raised an objection
to the rumours they issue rejection
Chinese lady most willing
for loving fulfilling
Chinese men have a nightly election
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted May 1, 2003
Politicians will check in their Dockets
for goodies to fill up their pockets
with kindly disguise
they'll plunder your eyes
and sneak round behind for the sockets
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Recumbentman Posted May 1, 2003
Ouch! Spare us, we humbly implore,
Your details of gristle and gore!
I don't really fancy
Live organ transplants (he
Gets up, disappears out the door)
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 1, 2003
I chase after recumbant man
But he has stolen away in a van!
I hail a cab quick
And then splitety-lick
We go crashing through stacked garbage cans.
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted May 3, 2003
they already got your eyes then huh?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 5, 2003
I had a nightmare about a person with empty eye sockets. A friend I told the dream too said it had something to do with skull f*****g.
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