h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can't you remember<?>

Can I remember<?>

Might the radio tell me<?>

What station are you tuned to?

IS it radio 6<?>

what happened to radios 1 through 5?

Did the batteries run out<?>

It needs batterys <?>

Have you got a wind up one<?>

Why is it still raining<?>

Have you got a brollie<?>

Why<?> Is there a leak in the roof<?>

Isn't it bad luck to open a brollie indoors<?>

Sweetheart, when you're Pandora, you don't need no stinkin' luck!

I mean, ...Do ya'<?>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So what happens when you play poker if you don't have luck<?>

Do you miss?

Do you then have to poke her again?

Don't you know anything about odds<?> It would seem you would, posting here and all, don't you think<?>

Did you know that if you appply pressure on just the right place on your ear, on the side you have a tooth ache, the pain will stop<?>

Do you believe in acupresure?

Isn't that a new type of running shoe<?>

What's to "belive" it<?>

Don't you know it's w*rked for thousands of years<?>

Did you know I actually had surgery on both hands using only hypnosis instead of any drugs<?>

Ever hear your doctor curse an' see him wince<?>

Ever have your doctor examine you and your charts, blink twice, leave the room, only to return a few minutes later with a referal slip for a mortician?