h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

GB inspects the jaccuzi...

There's a jacuzzi!?

That looks nice honey.

*dips her toe in*

It's just right. Isn't it amazing how every party we go to has a Jacuzzi in the corner.

Waiter, bring a tray of !!

...With an extra !

~ooh~
Yes!
~dips toe~
The temperature is ~just~ right...
~starts to peel off Archangel gown~

~acceptsfrom the waiter, who looks very much like Shane Filan~

Hello Inkwash, don't think I've seen you before.

Jump in, the water's lovely.

*jumps in, splashing GB*

Ooops, sorry.

~splashes Mina back playfully~
You realy should loosen those straps a little, honey.
Don't want you to get chafed & chapped, now do we?

That's a point, and don't want my chains going rusty, could you help me out of them please?

~starts to undo Mina's ties & bonds~

This might take some time, maybe we need some help.

Yes, I really could use another pair of hands...
Shall I go see if anyone is passing by?

I just disappear for hours at a time... don't mind me.

Hi Mina, no I don't think we've met.

(Points to a particularly strange chain)
...er.... should just I not ask?

No, don't ask. It's not for the uninitiated.
I could initiate you if you like?

Thanks... but I think I'll pass.

(goes red and sinks into the water)

Back in 1 hour.

You can spend an hour underwater?

You must have gills
I like fish.
Come here....little fishy....

Maybe we should get the fishing rods out?

*starts feeling around under the water*

This is fun!

~squeals~
ooh! That tickles!
Do it again!

~ lurks in the steam, wondering if this is a suitable place for a young Bruce - sort of moderator like ~

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