h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well we are just testing, sort of...
Editors request and all that
Why don't you join us?
The water is wonderful...

Unfortunately I haven't brought my swimmers - will that be OK with the ladies?

Luckily this steam is quite thick - also luckily it means it's warm & not scrivelingly cold

;^)#

~ the sound of running feet is followed by a loud splash ~

So girls, what's the plan?
Do we just sit here & talk about the 1st thing to popup?

;^)#

~ in an attempt to get some social intercourse happening ~

anyone?

Whose is that I can see over there?

;^)#

Nice line in innuendo Bruce!

We have not yet begun to innuend (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F1663?thread=100431 is more advanced) ;-) Is that your Abi? May I stroke it? It's looking pretty damp - must be from the heat & steam. ;^)#

Typical, these girls get a boy all excited about a nudey rudey jacuzzi party in the infamous "Corner" & then leave him with his in one hand & a damp, disowned & dishevelled in the other.

;^)#

LOL!

Loads of Luvvin'????

Abi, would you mind holding my for a moment? I can't juggle a & your without my getting all floppy & soggy.

;^)#

(Re-emerges, awoken by someone's underwater groping, and reads the posts)

Good grief! I was gonna order a too but I don't think I'm hungry any more...

How about a ?

You can cook them right here in the jacuzzi & they don't go all floppy.

;^)#

Since Abi seems preoccupied & hasn;t objected...

*places his in Abi's hand*

Hmmm, what lovely soft warm hands you have Abi. And such a nice firm grip to.

;^)#

Hey Bruce - it is not up to me to object to this stuff, it is the moderators!

But please will you take it away!

*takes his back & puts it away, lets go of Abi's *

;^)#

"Streuth, Bruce!"

I know, it's shocking isn't it - the number of girls these days that prefer to .

;^)#
*leaves, crying out "will no one take this off my hands?"*

~finishes unbuckling Mina~
Phew!!
All those buckles and ties!
~grabs hold of Bruce's~
~takes a gentle nibble~
~licks mustard off lips~
Ooh! Delicious!
Anyon the go???

*stands timidly on the edge with a towel round her*

I assume the removed post went even further than the ones after it, if that was taken out and those were left in. I'm quite a dab hand at innuendo myself. In fact, I quite like to think that I introduced it to the German language, but it might have just got there before me. (Men again)

Hiya TC.
Watch out, I'm rather IR.

Try saying "Jacuzzi"