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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Feb 11, 2011
and things now seem wierd
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Feb 11, 2011
He's confusing me as well, but he decifers on the way home.
Now, I swear I saw some new Ph -3 acid here somewhere...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 11, 2011
by the till in the impulse buy area
in the clinical brown glass bottles
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 11, 2011
*puts down a brown bottled with a refreshed "ahhh"*
what did you say? 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 11, 2011
nothing at all... no need to worry 
*stands back to see if anything interesting happens*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 11, 2011
*starts fumbling around*
why's it gone all dark?!
what are those rustly noises?!
why are my intestines over there!?
meh, i was getting sick of being alive anyhow 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 11, 2011
dieing.,... thats not interesting at all
Ah well, better harvest his organs
those that haven't been destroyed by the acid any how
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 12, 2011
you dare! i will posses your eyes!!! and trust me! that isn't a pleasant experience! (well it SHOULD be a smiley!)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 12, 2011
but someone could use them
or i could clone you and then have an army of my very own intersparks...
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 12, 2011
you'd be lucky, we interspark's have a hive mind! we move as one regardless of any mind-control technology... although i suppose if you enslaved them ALL then it MIGHT work....... which i probably shouldnt have told you
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 12, 2011
*gets a ghost catching device*
now hold still I've got a nice little jar here that I'll write your name on....
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 12, 2011
GHOST BEAM!!!
*fires a smokey, grey beam through the ghost catching device and the jar, floats in front of Dr A, eyes glowing grey*
LEAVE - THE ROTTING PEICES - ALONE! 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 12, 2011
*sigh*
fine I'll just use the dna samples taken by the company when you signed up...
less to work with but hey I'll just mix you in with whatever other samples I find
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 12, 2011
fine! we'll if you're gonna be like that maybe i'll do the same thing!
*a glass case is on the wall, labled "smash in case of death", inter smashes it and comes back to life in a flash of light*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Feb 14, 2011
This is the kind of fight I end up killed in the crossfire of, right? Oh well *Uses Kipper as human (or dragon) shield*
anyone else noticed he's not been around for a while?
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Feb 14, 2011
inter you couldn,t have remained dead till i had managed to call the ghostbusters could you
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 14, 2011
pfft! i've died so many times, i have ample precautions against ghost busters! like so
*calls ghost busters, they run in and instantly have pianos and large weights dropped on them comically*
*runs into the lab to clone Dr A*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 14, 2011
I wouldn't bother... I switched my samples years ago...
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 14, 2011
"sigh" you always make everything so complicated! 
*pulls out a device like a gun with a pair of scissors on the end, the scissors fire at the doctor, take some of her hair and retract to the gun on a cord*
right! now let's do some clonin'!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 14, 2011
well I'll race you
and when you come back with killer silicone bunnies come and talk to me
we'll sell them on the open market without disclosing there killer tendencies
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- 121: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Feb 11, 2011)
- 122: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Feb 11, 2011)
- 123: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 11, 2011)
- 124: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Feb 11, 2011)
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