h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Only if you can find a book that will fall faster than terminal velocity. Otherwise, I'll never see it

er... we could strap rockets to it.... that might help

Didn't you watch QI when they were talking about gravity? Things fall at the same speed, whatever the weight.

I prooved that in a science lesson a couple of years ago when I dropped a pencil case and a pen at the same time.

And physics was the bit I hated from science

don't you have a rocket pack or some sort of portable light aircraft in your pockets?

you know i had the same idea doc, but what you don't... oh sorry *starts shouting* WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW PERSE IS THAT MORE AERODYNAMIC ONJECTS FALL FASTER!!! *grabs Black Cat Volume 1 and puts it in a bigger-on-the-inside bookbag the size and shape of a pencil and drops it into the hole* MAKE SURE YOU CATCH IT PERSE!!! IT'S MY ONLY COPY!!!

i have a theory the rate it falls is wieght + gravity.The proof that they thought is you strap a feather on a anvil it falls slower.No it falls a little faster and i havn't been looking at wiki or anything like that i've been looking at fossil fuels!you need great height to compare!*breaths out*

oop i didn't look at your post i agree with you!sorry!

the science of the book should work as we're assuming that persephone has a higher air resistance than the pencil book thing...
alternatively it could be a vacuum in there in which case she's doomed,
but then she wouldn't have been shouting at us

When we say weight do we mean Weight as in Mass or Weight as in gravity

exactly! YOU GOT IT YET PERSE?!?!

Ow, something pointy just hit me.

CATCH IT CATCH IT!!! and that isn't a recycling logo, it's a pokeball outline, like alot of pokemon trainers wear somewhere on their person

Don't make me shoot you again!

don't randomly threaten me! i'm just helping persephone occupy herself during her several hundred year drop!

*Dives into Hole*
I can stop it, I have wings!

stop what?! what are you trying to achieve here kipper? well at any rate

*makes pistol shapes with both hands and shoots a beam of laser energy through both of kipper's wings*

BYE!! *replaces lid*

I'm shocked...
well no thats a total lie but i felt it should be said...

would you like some macaroons interspark?

ooh, i'd love one! thanks!

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