h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

fire exploding tapirz
*uses cannons perse forgot about that fire tapirs or somethin to attack inter*

*giant stone golems swoop in and intercept James, destroy his weapon and pin him to the ground*

dude, we're dancing here!

Of course there's one easy way to stop people dancing...

*Puts on mopy ballad*

1)it's cannons.
2)i'm not fireing them guys with horses are.
*remaining cannons blow up gollums*
*lands on red monster truck*
nobody can beat mediocre cannons and tommy(the driver of the monster truck)

When did Intworld merge with age of empires?


...This computer is sooooo disgusting. there's gunk on the shift key I don't want to think about, and when you turn it upsidedown bits of mould fall out.

you could always not turn it upsidedown? anyway perse, if you'd just like to pick a continent to your taste, i'll check to see if it's in your price range

Erm, that one

oooh, sorry, that one's got an entire geographical layer made entirely out of diamond, and hence, you can't afford it

how much

Erm, that one then

it costs 5,000,001 intworld credits

and no perse, you can't have that one either, it's blue

go for that green one with a mountain and river and no dimonds and stuff

Okay, the purple on then

okie dokie, it's yours

that'll be 50 intworld credits and 2 leaves

okay, when can I move in?

up to you, it's your continent

*moves into pavlova mansion*

Humm, I wonder if I can catapult cheesecake at inter from here

no there's a layer of cheesecake around the planet and all cheesecake or palova that leaves the ground is sucked up by the cheesecakey pressure, and any harvesting of the cheesecake layer without a permit is punishable by death

you can always use really gooey non cheese cake

that's what the castle's defensive lasers are for