h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes perse, light does only travel in straight lines, but when i'm travelling via laser, i can ,almost simultaniously, change back to human form and shoot off in a new direction!

*Goes to get a massive spherical mirror to put around inter *

I wonder if those self-aware vacuume cleaners I was working on would help tidy up quickly

curses! mirrors, my only weakness!

*glances nervously at the wreck where he assumes kipper is*

i probably shouldn't have said that

Probably not, but we might need to rebuild before we can start the fight for PIIb dominace again.

In the mean time, I'm spamming every thread

H2G2 Reunion, get the old member back --> A77040443

*stands, facing the PIIB bulding rubble, looking awesomely tense*

*notices persephone*

you know perse, if you did that between a Dalek and the Doctor you wouldn't live

*Taps Inter on the shoulder*
Guess Who?
*Punches Inter to the ground*

*leans up, rubbing face*

Happy Nerd? .... oh it's you

*leaps high into the air*

LASER QUILL ATTACK!!!!!!!

*thousands of miniature laser blobs appear and hurtle at kipper*



(btw, the similarites between this and the cheeselova blobs is purely coincedental )

*Whips Out a Mirror*
And deflects the Blobs

Maybe if you both kill each other I can be in charge of the PIIB

*the blobs freeze after bouncing off the mirror, inter lands on the floor and connects the blobs the form a laser whip, which he uses to shatter the mirror and send kipper flying*

when you've died as often as i have, 7 uears of bad luck isnt THAT bad

*Black cat walks past*

I'll just go get the body bags ready again
you guys have no idea how expensive these things are...

We could just use bin bags, big black ones. We should really get a propper morg instead of using the Iced bun freezers

i know! it's so unhygenic!

*picks up cat and giggles while it licks his mouth* (yeah, i have ACTUALLY been know to do that )

*Points*
Inter Look, Its Groucho Marx!

who?

*looks*

*Nutshot and Haymakers inter*

i dont know what either of those are but OUCH! you sneaky @&*^£!:$ !!!

oh look, a distraction!

now tremble before my special attack!
MILLENIUM PUNCH!!!!

*punches kipper 1000 times at speeds that give the impression that only one punch is being delivered*

now tremble before my SPECIAL special attack!

MILLENIUM MILLENIUM PUNCH!!!!!!

*delivers the milenium punch 1000 times at speeds that give the impression that only one millenium punch is being delivered*

i could keep this up all day!

*leaps up towards the now airborn kipper and delivers a Millenium Millenium Millenium Punch that sends him crashing to the ground*

that's 1 Billion punches to those of you who cant do the maths, and 1,000,1000,1000 punches in total

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
*Thud*
*Lies Motionless on the ground*