h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Starts laying out rakes*

now what?

Now we need to make sure the penguins know

What for? they'd only avoid stepping on them.

Yes But like air, Idiots are Everywhere
*Thwack!*

At least I'm not one...I'm a scientist

Well I wont make that Mistake again
*Thwack!*
Don't say a word

I'm just trying to work out who's meant to be standing on the rakes.

I've had enough of this!
*Thwa-*
*Grabs Rake with a towel*
Got you! Get the interrigation chair ready

*sits down with bag of popcorn*

Who do you work for!?

*rake stays silent, looking at Kipper spikily*

So a tough guy eh?
Well we have ways of making you talk, Boys take him to the furnace

*Rake looks wooden and uneffected by the threat*

Send Him to sleep with the Cinders, Boys
*Penguins take the rake down to the furnace*

Poor thing...you should have just used the mind probe

"No....Not The Mind Probe"

Well, you wouldn't have had to burn the poor rake, what did it ever do to you...oh, the stepping thing

Perse one thing you must never forget is........

what?

I kinda Forgot