h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Picks pieces of exploded Pavlova off clothes*

I think I need new clothes as well.

*Returns form the changing room in a Victorian Suit and Top Hat*

*goes to changing rooms*

*Comes back in cliche evil supervillain outfit*

Mwah ha ha ha

This is much better. All of us smart, refreshed and ready to resume the proceedings.

*Snaps fingers, and penguins rush up with menus*

*Sips at energy drink*

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Is it safe to mix an energy drink with a PGGB?

since s aren't safe in the first place, then no.

Anyone want a slice of ?

It'll blow your mind

*Nods, leans back and opens mouth*

Puts on hazmat suit and hands over slice.

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BANG!!!




Do you want someone to put your head back on?

Just leave it where it is and insert a Psvlova directly into my neck, thanks.

okay then

*Calls over penguin*

Are you sure you don't want your head reattatched? You won't be able to taste the pavlova without it...

True, but I will be able to consume more Pavlovas per hour (PPH} without all that troublesome chewing.

But you will also consume an alarming amount of blood. You're getting blood everywhere. Are you certain that you don't want me to get you a doctor?

Not having my eyes connected properly, I didn't notice the blood. Could you ask a penguin to reattach my head and clear up the mess? I'd hate to spoil my harlequin outfit.

*Calls over a penguin*

*Sound of selotape*

sorry im late,

*enters in long black trench coat and grey suit*

ill have some of that

*Head on at slightly jaunty angle, a bit like Claude Rains's hat in Casablanca. An improvement, probably. Tips penguin and looks at menu.*

errm, you couldnt cellotape MY head back on while your at it? its just that i reealy like this suit

Allow me.

*Reaches for roll of sellotape left behind by penguin.*

And yes, it's a very nice suit, though a little short of sequins.

sequins? on a black trench coat? i think youll find i was going for intimidating, not showmanship