A Conversation for The Penguin Intergalactic Investigation Bureau

The Iced Bun

Post 2901

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well...
its not like you need that machine to revive
you've managed without it plenty of times


The Iced Bun

Post 2902

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

no, i revive because i had swallowed the machine!

*produces a spray can with a picture of a penguin on it and sprays HN with it, almost immediately, penguins swarm into the room and tear HN limb from limb, inter reaches down and picks up the device, ressurects HN and swallows it*

uuugh, your blood tastes aweful HN! smiley - tongueout

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 2903

8584330

The folks at the blood bank never complained. smiley - tongueout


The Iced Bun

Post 2904

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

secrete vampires...


The Iced Bun

Post 2905

8584330

smiley - groan


The Iced Bun

Post 2906

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Urgh doc, that sounds painful


The Iced Bun

Post 2907

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

like a horrible form of flu...


The Iced Bun

Post 2908

8584330

Have some smiley - tea & penguin noodle soup you'll feel better.


The Iced Bun

Post 2909

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

I must say the penguin noodle soup is surprisingly nice


The Iced Bun

Post 2910

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yeah, but the penguins always find some way of getting back at you

*turns round, revealing a large, penguin shapped sword sticking into his back*

ahh poo

*dies*

smiley - ghost


The Iced Bun

Post 2911

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I wouldn't have thought a penguin shaped sword would be much use.

while he's dead can I perform experiments on his body? I always fancied doing the Dr Frankenstein thing

smiley - geek


The Iced Bun

Post 2912

8584330

Why not? Then you'll have something to display for Halloween.


The Iced Bun

Post 2913

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Yay

*gets electrodes*

smiley - geek


The Iced Bun

Post 2914

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*sets up lightning rig for Persephone*


The Iced Bun

Post 2915

8584330

* cackles *


The Iced Bun

Post 2916

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Gets axe, thread, bolts, and green face paint

smiley - geek


The Iced Bun

Post 2917

8584330

* Gets hob-nailed boots, size 17 extra wide *


The Iced Bun

Post 2918

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

would anyone care if i asked them not to turn me into frankenstien's monster? it's just if you put new life into my body, it'll be a pain to resurrect smiley - sadface

smiley - ghost


The Iced Bun

Post 2919

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

hark,
what was that strange sound...




must be the wind smiley - evilgrin


The Iced Bun

Post 2920

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

psycokinetic punch!!!

*punches doctor a* smiley - evilgrin

smiley - cheesecake


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