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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Jan 10, 2011
He is not scary!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 10, 2011
i'm scared, hence forth, he is scary 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 11, 2011
No need to be scared. I happen to know that he's short. And I know his real name, and exactly where he will sit when he reads this. (Feeling like a creepy stalker now ) Say hi to Nagra for me
I could always scare him by saying that Dave's going to get him! 
and Sam will help. Mwah ha ha ha!
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Jan 11, 2011
He is next to me right now!
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 11, 2011
ok dr j, dont panic! distract him with the swirly lights on windows media player and make a break for it before he eats you! oh wait... that post was 9 hours ago... i've got dibs on all his worldly possessions
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 12, 2011
No way, I've got a will here that states that all his stuff goes to me . See, signed and everything
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 12, 2011
let me see that!
*eats will*
hah! where's your will now? in my stomache that's where!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 12, 2011
Don't worry, I made copies
*Pulls out another identical will*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 12, 2011
yeah, i thought you would, which is why i perfected the ancient art of WILLNOMJITSU!!!!
*shoots at perse like a rocket, eating all the wills and stopping awesomley behind her*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 12, 2011
Those wills weren't cooked well. They're probably going to give the rocket food poisoning
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Jan 12, 2011
He is next to me again 
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Jan 12, 2011
I would suggest moving, then he won't be next to you again.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 12, 2011
never fear, WILLNOMJITSU training includes superior digestive training, for all those uncooked wills 
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Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) Posted Jan 13, 2011
This is my personal computer,he is next to me again and my will states all my stuff goes to k9 and it's not here.
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 13, 2011
It's okay, I dated these later so they're valid, not yours.
fred not online?
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 13, 2011
(this calls for my trusty raxicofallapatorian compression field generater)
*walks out, after a flash of blue light, K9 rolls in*
GREETINGS MISTRESS, I HAVE COME TO COLLECT MASTER J'S BELONGINGS!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 13, 2011
Sure, there're right there, up the stairs
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 13, 2011
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait
ACTIVATE LEVITATION UNITS!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jan 13, 2011
Doing the dalek thing is cheating!
By the way, I'm not sure what you're expecting to get in there, but the best things he's got are his books since the top screen completely broke off his DS
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jan 13, 2011
oh well, one functional DS and one broken DS is better than just one functional DS! not sure why, but i'm pretty sure it is! 
and anyhow, K9 DOES have levitational units, he used them in "The Wedding of Sarah Jane" to get down the stairs, although we didn't actually SEE him using them
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- 321: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Jan 10, 2011)
- 322: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Jan 10, 2011)
- 323: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Jan 11, 2011)
- 324: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Jan 11, 2011)
- 325: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Jan 11, 2011)
- 326: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Jan 12, 2011)
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- 331: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Jan 12, 2011)
- 332: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Jan 12, 2011)
- 333: interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB (Jan 12, 2011)
- 334: Dr James McCrimmon (getting some much needed rest) (Jan 13, 2011)
- 335: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Jan 13, 2011)
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