h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello!
Sorry i havnt been on in a while..

Let me explain, you see Interspark, i am dabetic, type 1. Food is important, and you see, well, something happened and i cant quite remember, but it ended with my breakfast being thrown half way across the garden to the birds...
Perse remembers me texting her about it XD

In other news, Holly is still job-less.

*Diabetic.
(Keyboard is a little hopeless)

yes, i too am seeking employement with threats of homelessness insted of help from my step-dad (not that id accept any help from him)

Don't get a job, at least, not one in an office. The clock goes in slow motion and I don't even get paid until a month after I leave.

no worries, the only job id ever get in an office is one involving a flamethrower and alot of petrol

Being the guy that took the protos for the passes seemed like an okay job, he got to wear jeans. And the IT guy. he also gets to rip computers appart.

Interspark your funny XD

But perse just think of how many crobars you could buy to threaten Dave with

thanks holly

ive got a volunteering job at an RSPCA center now, not a job but it looks good on my CV and who knows, it might turn into a job one day

Sounds good
volunteering? Interspark you are aware that this means no pay right? XD

CVs say many things, mine says i play the piano, work well in a team, complete tasks to the best of my ability etc..

its all a lie except the piano

no pay!?! the cads! nah im kidding of course i know, you gotta start somewhere right? besides, its supposed to look good on your CV, you know i really aught to exaggerate a little more on my CV too, i suppose i know enough japanese by now to make it worth a mention, or should i say?

"neehongo scoshi hanash ee mas!"

thats the trouble with learning japanese, there IS no correct english spelling

!!!!!!!!
How old are you? If you donts mind me asking

18

Cool, ahhh im 18 in 7 months

gasp! happy birthday for then!

why thank you!
Then i can get ID to buy cigarettes without needing some b@@@s@@t excuse

tch tch, youll rot your lungs holly

But cigarettes save lives, they stop me strangling people.

so would chopping off your hands

Why would you even think of doing that

you started it