Daytime Television
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
A curious phenomenon this, and one not unique to the more culturally challenged systems like Earth and Maximegalon V. In the more cerebral reaches of the universe of course, daytime television is considered the highlight of ones day and boasts such splendour as '3-D It's a Knockout' and the popular sit-com 'My Two Tentacles!'.
Humans however, hold daytime TV in an entirely different regard. Generally only viewed by students, the unemployed and the elderly, viewing fare generally is split into three categories, these being defined as 1) When the elderly wake up, 2) When Students get up, and finally 3) When night shift workers wake up.
At anytime during these three phases of television, you could be witness to such memorable events as the 'I want to be Oprah' show, otherwise known as Trisha, whose daily half hour ordeals run with titles like 'Mom, I've met a Crack-head, AIDs infected Pitbull, and we're getting married!". To compliment this dizzying array of audio visual trauma, daytime TV is also host to a myriad of antipodean soap operas all featuring a cast that seemingly were only hired due to their propensity for playing dull, stupid, monotonous Australians (umm!).
Caution: Daytime TV is extremely addictive, its side effects can manifest themselves in many ways, mainly through narcolepsy though.
Humans however, hold daytime TV in an entirely different regard. Generally only viewed by students, the unemployed and the elderly, viewing fare generally is split into three categories, these being defined as 1) When the elderly wake up, 2) When Students get up, and finally 3) When night shift workers wake up.
At anytime during these three phases of television, you could be witness to such memorable events as the 'I want to be Oprah' show, otherwise known as Trisha, whose daily half hour ordeals run with titles like 'Mom, I've met a Crack-head, AIDs infected Pitbull, and we're getting married!". To compliment this dizzying array of audio visual trauma, daytime TV is also host to a myriad of antipodean soap operas all featuring a cast that seemingly were only hired due to their propensity for playing dull, stupid, monotonous Australians (umm!).
Caution: Daytime TV is extremely addictive, its side effects can manifest themselves in many ways, mainly through narcolepsy though.
