A Conversation for The Ministry for Sitting on Our Backsides and Doing Sod-All: Ministers' Hangout Area
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 9, 2001
Why do we have those things anyway? Aren't they too productive? Oh I see the battery packs were left out... ::looks at Peregrin and joins him in poking the robots::
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Peregrin Posted Jan 10, 2001
Hmm, I don't actually belong to this ministry... I was wondering if the Frogstar robots would kick me out or blow me into small particles of cheese or something interesting like that. But obviously not, nobody seems to be bothered about my presence here...
*gets small electric shock from the residual power left in one of the robot's transistors, and sits sucking finger*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 12, 2001
I don't think anyone will really care too much if you belong or not... If you just hang arounf enough I think they'll just admit that you're one of us. 
::hangs up his trenchcoat on the frogstar robot and proceeds to relax::
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 13, 2001
If I wasn't a member I might point out that transistors don't store residual charges and it must have been a capacitor that shocked you, but I won't because I am.
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Peregrin Posted Aug 13, 2001
Ah whatever. I could never be bothered to concentrate in Electronics 
*kicks robot halfheartedly*
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Peregrin Posted Aug 15, 2001
Bless you! Bless you!
*wonders if Average Joe has two noses or something*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Aug 16, 2001
If I had two noses, how would I smell?
TERRIBLE!
Yeah, sorry that's a dumb joke.
::cocks shotgun and put the lame joke down::
And I shower daily too....
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 17, 2001
Really? I bath him.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Oct 3, 2001
Come on...
It wasn't that bad...
Was it?
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- 1: Peregrin (Jan 7, 2001)
- 2: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 9, 2001)
- 3: Peregrin (Jan 10, 2001)
- 4: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 12, 2001)
- 5: Peregrin (Jan 13, 2001)
- 6: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 13, 2001)
- 7: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 13, 2001)
- 8: Peregrin (Aug 13, 2001)
- 9: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Aug 14, 2001)
- 10: Peregrin (Aug 15, 2001)
- 11: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Aug 15, 2001)
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- 13: Peregrin (Aug 15, 2001)
- 14: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Aug 16, 2001)
- 15: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 17, 2001)
- 16: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Oct 3, 2001)
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