Rat Pack

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Back in the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, ..., all the bars around the world were afraid of the "Rat Pack", formed by Dean Martin ("Dag"), Sammy Davis Jr. ("Smokey"), Frank Sinatra ("The Leader"). Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop were regular guests of the Pack (or "The Summit", as Frank Sinatra preferred to call it). Shirley McLaine appeared to be their honorary mascot and Girl Friday.

In the Memory of those Greats we have formed a Rat Pack on h2g2:

The Rat Pack's Swamp aka "The Rat Hole"

If you have a bar, be aware.

An unlikely-looking group of people taking part in a pub quiz

If you have a pub, be afraid.

Clinking beer glasses

If you have a GoGo-dancing place, be terrified.

Dancing

The Rat Pack is after you!

A man on a intravenous drip of coffee

The Rat Pack's Ten Commandments

  1. Don't leave a bar if you're still sober.
  2. Don't leave a bar if a fellow rat pack member is still sober.
  3. Don't leave a bar until there are no more drinks left.
  4. Don't leave a bar at all.
  5. Don't drink water.
  6. Don't smoke menthol cigarettes.
  7. Don't listen to Kenny G.
  8. Don't ever order just one drink.
  9. Don't drink alone if someone else is present.
  10. Don't eat health food.
  11. Don't eat on an empty stomach.
  12. Don't think you're drunk if you can still lie on the floor without holding on to it.

The Rat Pack's members and their preferred drinks


U137209smiley - ale, smiley - stout, and smiley - stiffdrink
U139239smiley - bubbly, and smiley - stiffdrink
U109937Blushing Pirate (smiley - blushsmiley - pirate), smiley - stiffdrink, smiley - ale, smiley - bubbly and smiley - stout
U151149Black Velvet (smiley - stoutsmiley - bubbly), sparkling pussy (smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - bubbly), and Champagne smiley - bubbly
U127053Pina Colada (smiley - xmastreesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - nahnah)

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