h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No: a worse question is: what ISN'T God? Then you just work your way back from there.

I'm considering sueing the guide, as i launched into this task, loudly proclaiming that god was 'NOT A TURNIP' and the roof of my house was abruptly blown off by a carefully directed thunderbolt!Is
this a conspiracy?

Is there NOTHING the American government cannot be blamed for?

i am not sure about what you can't blame them for but it would be something very small and not realy meaning anything.

if anyone can think of something that you can't blame them for post it.

I don't suppose you could consider 'em responsible for the bubonic plague.
But then you have to consider virtually all I've learned about the bubonic plague came from education in state-run schools. Damn.

Hot coffee, compter keyboard, I blame Microsoft for not shipping windows with a cup holder.

Hot coffee, computer keyboard and gravity dangerous combination. I blame Microsoft for not shipping windows with cup holders.

God isn't God. God is Bob.

And you are Mongo.

god is not a budgie.
i hope.

you can't really blame them for the punic wars. those were different.

Ha! That's not entirely true. There's this story about a guy who complained to the company where he got his computer that his cupholder broke. The guy from technical support didn't understand and asked what it looked like. Well, it had the same color as the computer, it came with the computer, and he really didn't understand what was wrong with it.
Apparantly he had broken off the drawer of his CD-rom drive and couldn't attach it to his monitor to hold his cup!

My old Win95 keyboard has a convenient "gutter" across the top where I can put a pen. The new Win95 keyboard does not. That's more annoying to me than not having a cupholder.

(I am also of the opinion that God was badly designed and has since become obsolete.)

You cant blame the US government for Microsoft (yet).

i'm afraid he is a budgie.
and you know who's to blame.

God isn't vindictive. God is loving and powerful, I'd rather have him on my side than anyone else.

God isn't vindictive. God is loving and powerful, I'd rather have him on my side than anyone else.

Ok. Can I be on his other side?

I would imagine God has enough sides for everyone.