h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I'm very amused by all the chatting about my existence. I agree with your premise, though. It's very silly to ask about the quality, or even the quantity of me. Personally, the whole organized religion thing bothers me. I mean people really should worship how they see fit. They don't need to follow some silly formula to get a sweet place in the afterlife. And who can really be perfect? Only me, of course. People don't need to worry about imitating me, it can't be done. Therefore, be happy with who you are and be open and friendly with other people, just don't get stepped on.