h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We cannot blame the U.S. government for anything that anyone in another country did before Columbus arrived because they would not have been under the power of the U.S.

So you're saying God is a ball? That would mean sport is religion.

Nah, more a multifaceted diamond. Beutiful to look at, wonderful structure, but tough as anything underneath. If sport were religion I wouldn't be as unfit as I am, cause I got religion bad.

It takes a brave man to shout out that he is an atheist in the middle of a thunderstorm.

it takes a brave man to say
he belives in god in the middle
of cyberspace.

I'm a brave woman, will I do. Because yes, I believe in God.

Yes, I do believe that you will do nicely. I won't say what for exactly, but yes you will do.

(Heh, heh, heh!!!!!)

Just think carefully before you decide what I'll do nicely for, you might find out more than you bargain for.

Who's to say God is a HE?? I know it says so in the Bible, but the Bible is not famed for it's accuracy. (Bear in mind that it says God made light on the second day... but he didn't make the SUN til day four). I think, for argument's sake, you should refer to God as He/She/It.

God comes in three parts remember, the Trinity bit, three in one, one in three. God exists as Father (Guy who organised creation), Son (Guy who got nailed to a tree about two thousand years ago for saying it might be good to be nice to people for a change) and Holy Spirit (Bit that was on the waters, held by some to be the feminine aspect). Me, I don't think it really matters whether God is He, She or It, what matters is the whole tree thing.

The way you are going on with that three in one thing, you make it sound as if there's a sale on. "Get your Gods here!!!!!Todays special, three for the price of one!!!!!" That is unless it is a really stupid business that wants to go out of business guickly by selling one for the price of three.

It's funny you should say that. I hear there's a God sale on at Tesco.

Quite possibly, God is omnipresent.

Really? How much was He/She/It?

well. he/she/it's a bit pricey - almost two hudred quid. but he/she/it's on three for the price of two so you get your money's worth.

Gods from any religion? And does that include demi-gods as well? What about sacred animals that are worshipped as gods? And finally, do they come in that really cool bubble wrap that provides hours of fun afterwards?

Strange, God I saw for sale was mine for the taking. Came with eternal life offer too, that cost, but the price has already been payed.

That would provide you with the option of writing something down on paper, something Microsoft seems to want to abolish. When humans forget to write and count we'll be in trouble. Always keep a pen and paper near your computer and take a five-minute writing, counting and thinking-for-yourself break every hour.

I thought it was Quick Save

No took 30 years of training, 3 years of wandering around the countryside talking about it, three hours nailed to a tree, three days in a tomb and then forty days of reassurance to do the saving. Not very quick by our standards, but pretty quick on the whole eternity scale I suppose.