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Vet Jokes
Pokl Ping Started conversation Dec 30, 2000
Here's one:
A Man takes his blue-feathered parrot to the vet and says to him
"Doctor, I think there is something wrong with my bird, he hasn't moved in days!"
The Vet examines the bird and says, "I think you should sit down, I have some very disturbing news. Your parrot is dead."
The man is devastated, "Are you sure, Doc? Isn't there anything you can do for him, tests, ANYTHING???"
The Vet replies, "I am absolutely certain, but just to put your mind at ease, I can get a second opinion if you like."
The Vet leaves the room and a few moments later in comes an impressive golden-haired dog. The dog walks around the table, sniffs at the bird then leaves the room.
Next a cat enters the room. It walks around the table, stares curiously at the bird and then leaves the room.
The Vet comes back into the room and says, "Yes, I am absolutely sure now, it's confirmed. Your parrot is dead" and he hands the man a bill.
The Man looks at the charges of £600 and is outraged!
"Well," replied the Vet, "You wanted a second option, so we did some 'Lab' work and a 'Cat' Scan."
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