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Three legionairres
Is mise Duncan Started conversation Dec 28, 2000
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There are three Legionairres (Claude, Jean and Pierre) wandering lost and alone in the mighty Sahara desert.
They have been out there for several days and are at the end of their mettle when suddenly they smell the delicious scent of bacon.
Looking around they can see nothing at all, except a small tree in the distance.
"Aha!" says Pierre "zis must be a bacon tree! - Claude, you go and check it out".
Claude walks towards the tree but when he gets half way there "RATATATATAT" and he falls to the ground.
Pierre and Jean are obviously shaken by this, but as they are near death from hunger and the smell is soo nice Pierre says: "Jean - you must go and investigate this bacon tree".
So Jean walks towards the tree but when he gets half way there "RATATATATAT" and he falls to the ground.
"Sacre bleu" shouts Pierre, "It is not a bacon tree - it is a ham bush" 
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