h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does it have to be Roxanne?
I don't own a copy of this record.
I don't go in pubs because I'm allergic to exhaled smoke...
*must remember my oxygen mask for Saturday night*
Looking forward to meeting you, N7
~Galaxy Babe~

Hmmm. You *could*, at a pinch, use any record that has highly- repetitive lyrics - one that springs immediately to mind is Rage Against The Machine's little pop ditty 'Killing in the Name', wherein the lyrics go 'F*** you, I won't do what you tell me' ad nauseam towards the end of the song. Wouldn't work for the team game, though.

Of course, these are all corruptions of the famously impossible 'Withnail & I' drinking game, in which you have to match the characters drink for drink. Strangely enough, the 'Leaving Las Vegas' version hasn't caught on.
You can also adapt these for sitcoms or soaps or whatever, so that whenever a specified person says their catchphrase or similar, one person/team drinks.

See you Sat...

I don't own a copy of it either, if that makes any difference. Probably for the best, too...