A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts

And why not?

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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

Dilemma: I am happliy married, but feel like joining in just for fun. Well, why not? I shall have some serious explaining to do if Felicity reads this, though!

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Reformed fat b*****d with serious gym habit seeks female companion for strenuous but pleasurable activities. My sense of humour may be off the wall, but I'm handy around the house so my shelves never are. Like my Volvo I am large, strong, safe and reliable. You like: music, children, politics. You hate: the Euro Rabid Reactionary Force (W. Hague, prop.)

Recent testimonials available (e.g.: "Wow, you've got great legs!" - Lisa A., former UK junior swimming champion). Actually that's the only one, unless yo count the lads at the office referring to my pectorals as "tits" which isn't much of a testimonial really.


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