Agony Aunt
Created | Updated Jun 20, 2003
After reading the fora, it's obvious we have problems. But these are not the normal sort of problems for the normal sort of Agony Aunt. So we didn't get a normal Agony Aunt.
Dear Agony Aunt,
I was recently contacted by a fugitive, a very close personal friend of mine. I know her whereabouts and I know her crime! My dilemma is this : should I turn her in or let her go? If I let her go, society is forever in danger from this mistletoe-carrying bandit, if I turn her in, our relationship is forever harmed. Please, you must help me, what should I do?
Sign me,
Torn
Dear Torn,
No matter what your connection to mons.ermmmm, I mean this dangerous villain, is; you must do the right thing and ensure society is safe from her kind...we just can't go about letting her type run amuck.
I mean, what kind of world would it be if people were allowed to just roam about using mistletoe without thinking of the potential dangers? She must be stopped before anymore defenseless researchers are attacked!
Use whatever measures you can to bring this dangerous fugitive to justice, and by all means do it QUICK!!!...before she strikes again!
AA
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