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That all depends on when "today" is, doesn't it.

OH NO!!! Not another of these threads!

Oh, good, I thought I would be late again. I don't now the time difference ...

Just because of You GB!
(appears in "angelic" uniform: white shirt, black tight jeans and black tight vest)

(takes a seat near the oven and awaits the things that are to come)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!

*sits down to wait for ceremony*

~flies in~
Good morning everybody!
Sorry it's so bright and early...
...but a fantastic attendance anyway!
~looks at all the bleary eyes~
Oh, dear, haven't some of you been to bed yet?

* sits down, relieved that he has already been through the excitement *

~looks at Ottox~
Oh, yes???
What ~have~ you two been getting up to? Gossiping in Danish again??

Not Danish - Scandinavian!

Is that a sin?

*Rushes in looking fllustered. Smooths feathers, brushes dust off gown*

Phew! Nearly didn't make it. Am I in time?

If it is, I forgive you!
Only, if it's juicy gossip, will you please talk in english, so I can understand?

Thanks!

~looks around at Archangel Kes~
Well, just one thing....
*produces down brush and starts to brush & fluff Kes's feathery wings*

Ohh thanks, GB - that's better ... just over that side a bit ... yes Aaah! That's the spot. I feel much better!

~wonders if Kes liked that a ~little~ too much!

*offers hand*

*Looking neat and tidy again, Kes takes GB's hand on his arm, and escorts her to the podium ...*

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* whispers *
..this isn't exactly juicy gossip...

*relieved to see Ottox is still awake*

*Flicks through near-useless Danish phrasebook*

Oh well, if it's happening in the blink of an eye, I'll know about it soon

But Kes, I don't speak Danish, I speak Swedish - that's why I say WE speak Scandinavian...