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Heaven's Heavenly Hullabaloo
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Started conversation Oct 31, 2001
*decorates with
the odd
anotherand tosses a few
around for effect*
Galaxy Babe, dressed in the worst witches outfit she could find, approaches the podium and sits down.
She looks around at the gathering 
s and assorted miscreants.
Spying a few
amongst the crowd, decides to ignore in the hopes they'll go away.
*inspects golden scroll handed to her by Saint LePerdy Monkee*
Hmmmmm
*scratches halo*
Wowbagger?
The
in the Post?
Does Shazz know about this?
*Titania shakes her head*
*GB pauses to make a mobile phone call*
The angels start to get restless and Titania rushes off to shoo them up.
Archangel Kes passes out a few 
and
Archangel Kes: *falls over*
Kes, I said you pass out THE DRINKS! 
*waves to Saints Hatifnat and Merdo*
Nice to see you!
Now then, who's first?
Would Wowbagger step forward please?
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
*stares at Kes as he downs the last PGGB*
You better mix some more, Kes.
You have a customer here...
Ah, Wowbagger.
Kneel please.
*touches Wowobagger on each shoulder with the golden sword*
I hereby pronounce you the Patron Saint of toons you can never quite recall.
A pair of multi-coloured wings sprout from Wowbagger's back and a slightly off-centre halo appears over his head.
GB stands and alters the halo to the correct angle.
There....perfect.
Go forth and ... do angelic things, Saint Wowbagger.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
*glances at Will's*
Thirsty work, this Sainting ....
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Hati Posted Oct 31, 2001
*after having a drink Hatifnat looks around and notices Wowbagger struggling with his new wings, she hurries to help him and it all ends with a smash-up and sitting on the floor*
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I hope you are not 
...
I need an emergency help! Kes, pass me one more PGGB, please. NOW!
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Hati Posted Oct 31, 2001
Thanks, Willy! You just saved my life!
Eek! Where is my halo???
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
*watches as Saint Seven of Nine strides across the floor and picks up Hati's halo and replaces it on her head*
*gulps down PGGB*
Nishe dwink that, shilly willy...
Hic!
Who's shnext?
~giggles~
*tries to stand and wields sword*
~wobbles~
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
*Hic!*
Nightshade!
*lift sword a bit*
~wobbles precariously~
Where's the next new Saint?
Ah-ha.
There you are.
Nice outfit, Nightshade.
That's a big 4-leaf clover!
Aren't you a bit cold?
Why are you shaking?
Don't look so scared!
I'm an old hand at this sword-wielding business, hehehe
*lifts sword again*
Bend over!
I mean, kneel down, 
lower your head a bit more, please Nightshade..
~wobbles~
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 31, 2001
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Hati Posted Oct 31, 2001
Hic! Arch...arch...archangels everywhere! Be aware, they drink too much!Hic!
GB, do you think I'm wearing my own hallo?
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 31, 2001
Ah Archangel Dragonfly!
Would you please hold Nightshade still?
He keeps moving and I might cut his clover-leaf off, or something
*touches Nightshade with the golden sword*
I hereby pronounce you the Patron Saint of Four-Leaved Clovers, congratulations!
*A pair of green wings sprout from his back and a halo of interwoven flower stems appears over his head*
*applause*
*GB puts the sword away and curtseys*
at Saint Nightshade
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Oct 31, 2001
Of course you are wearing your own halo, Saint Hatifnat!
I never make mistakes!
Oh, by the way, GB.
Nightshade is a girl.
I suppose you lost your glasses again?
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Hati Posted Oct 31, 2001
*feels relieved and looks for another PGGB*
I guess I visit The Wings Bar not often enough.
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Dancer (put your advert here) Posted Oct 31, 2001
*"St. Dancer, PS of making people feel good about themselves" floats in*
Hi and congradulations to all the new saints and to be saints the wings itch a bit at first but you grow on them after a while (and they stop scatching you for being so itchy).
I would like to use this opportunity to request finally (after sitting on it for a month or so) my second sainthood.
I would like to become (as well as my current sainthood) PS of keeping it real.
It is for many reasons like that it calls for Honesty, communication and calmness...
Yours, 
Dancer
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 31, 2001
Congratulations, new s!
Kes, I could really use one of your especially mixed PGGBs right now...
AGB, Shazz ought to know, haven't you seen Wowbagger's cartoon?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A643105
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Hati Posted Oct 31, 2001
Shere should shtill be shome PGGB over shere...
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- 1: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 2: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
- 3: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 4: Silly Willy (Oct 31, 2001)
- 5: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 6: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
- 7: Silly Willy (Oct 31, 2001)
- 8: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
- 9: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 10: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
- 11: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 12: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 31, 2001)
- 13: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
- 14: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 31, 2001)
- 15: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (Oct 31, 2001)
- 16: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
- 17: Dancer (put your advert here) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 18: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 31, 2001)
- 19: Researcher 159112 (Oct 31, 2001)
- 20: Hati (Oct 31, 2001)
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