h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, Arch

Good Evening

*A burst of light fills the room, a silence descends*

This evening we will welcome into our company eight new , but first I'm going to need a ...

Jon Quixote, please step forward.

I'm a stepping.*JQ steps forward*

~hands him a and places a soft cushion on the podium for the newto kneel on~
Archangel Kes:"Nice touch, GB"
Ssh! Don't tell *everyone*, Kes!

*JQ kneels*
Sorry poor time for puter to slow down.

*The Archangel steps into the golden circle and approaches the box, nervously*
*He fiddles and after a while it swings open, a brilliant glow is shining from within*
*Silly Willy picks up the silver sword, he lifts it and manages to dislodge a light fitting*

Jon Quixote, I pronounce you Patron Saint of MoonMonkeys

*The Archangel taps Jon on each shoulder (very carefully)*

*A pair of wings begin to unfurl from Jon's back, slowly a shimering halo appears over his head*

Have some ...

Don't look so nervous, JQ!
Why are you looking at mys uniform like that?
It's just a precaution....
Seven of Nine:"Your skirt is too short, AGB. That is why JQ is looking at it".

*Takes *
Cheers!
*Knocks it back*

* St Ottox flies in, wondering if Gosho is ready for his ceremony, or if he has been procrastinating for too long. sits down in the hope he won't be so embarrasing as he usually is at these ceremonies *

DAX, Step forward!

*suddenly verticle lines appear next to Dax, they resolve themselves into the shape of Lt. Tuvok*

Oh yes, you may also approach.

~rushes to catch JQ before he falls over from the weight of his new wings~
Steady! They take a little getting used to!
And don't attempt to fly whilst
At least until you've got used to your wings anyway

*JQ can't help staring at skirt*
*Whispers* I reckon those moonmonkeys are just waiting. Any second. Damned MMs!

* applauds *
Hurra! En ny dansk engel!!!

*Takes Tuvok´s arm and tries to surpress the sudden flash of thoughts appearing in her head... Steps forward*

"I am ready"

~whistles~
Ooh! Lt.Tuvok! Hey, is the starship Voyager in orbit?
~wonders if anyone would miss me~
Can I go have a look around & visit the crew quarters?
Whereabouts does Commander Chakotay kip?

*under breath* Damned luck.

*under breath* Damned luck.

Damn. Even Tara didn't turn up. Probably saving the world.

Congratulations, Jon!
Come here, sit with me and Ottox and let's watch the rest of the ceremony from here.
::Sits JQ and sits next to him::
Hi Ottox!
Cheers!

Hey, . *Stretches wings and knocks over*
Sorry.