A Conversation for Abbreviations

the absolutely longest word

Post 1

parlau

in the english language is :

smiles


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Post 2

Masked Flamingo

It's got a WHOLE MILE between the 1st and last letters!


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Post 3

Researcher 38090

Have you notice certain jokes follow each other around? That one always seems to be closely followed by the fastest cake.


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Post 4

Researcher 38090

'scone


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Post 5

Begbie

I do believe it's:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

And some bloke called Dick Shunry said that it's a lung disease that is common in miners and is caused by the inhalation of tiny quartz particles. Well I believe him anyway!


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Post 6

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

That's true. It's called black lung. And it's a lot easier to pronounce that way.


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Post 7

Fatlock

But why is abreviation such a long word?


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Post 8

Fatlock

Sorry, abbreviation; just a typo, folks.


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Post 9

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Erm......not actually an abbreviation. Proper medical term for the disease. But your average pit crew couldn't spell it (let alone slip, "Oh and poor old Fred's gone by way of new..punyoo..erm...nyoom.." into the conversation) so they called it Black Lung instead.


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