h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, I must be a completely unfroody grood. How do I get a name other than researcher? I feel a bit anonymous. I would like a name with pizazz. I want to be seen as well as heard. This is a very difficult task when I have a name equivalent to "rental". If anyone would come to my aid, I would be quite tickled..

have you tried the preferences link? its on the left hand side (if your guide is mostly blue), and it should be on a green bit if your guide is green and white. if neither of these work, try ask h2g2 which should be easy to find. You could always try help.

don't panic. would you like a cup of tea while you're here?



purplejenny

Tea fits well with my plans. Perhaps a nice English tea. Earl Grey would just about hit the spot, I believe.

I know you'll hate it. Not that I care or anything. I'm going downstairs to calculate pi to the 3 trillionth decimal point. I'll be back in two minutes.

nice togs marv.

*the kettle is on*

i assume that you figured out the name change thing, which is great.

*cuts you a nice slice of cake.

*kettle whistles, pot warmed, earl grey into teapot. Jug of milk, cup, saucer, cake assembled onto tray, with teapot and orange tea cosy.

>calculate pi to the
>3 trillionth decimal point.
I will calculate the
square root of 5 to the
3 trillionth dicimal place
then we can add them
togeather to make a realy
use full number.
The are no rules anywere
everything is permisable.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhghh

MATHS NOooooooooooo!

head explodes in visualising long long screenfulls of meaningless digits - accounts, size charts, graphs and universal formulas....

please can i just entirely ignore the numbers. let me know if you find anything that can be eplained in whole numbers of three digits or less.

many thanks

pj

The '?' 'I Am',[Ex3:14!], ASKING, is: 'How' do I find a Tall, BigBOOBed, staight long red haired Blonde, 'JeniLyn", to get married to?
Remembering, that 'I Am' a 45++ y.o. 'Virgin' man, w/more truth, "APLholic '1'ness", than His, Heb.11:19,"Fig. Speaking", ~,(APL:'not'!),truth!/Saying that He can "raise the dead", eh? Perhaps, just like my 2Co5:1,"Tent", "DIED",
some 2&2/3,"Virgininous", DECADES ago! AND now, (Heb.11:1!), my 2Co5:1,"Tent", is over 45 y.o., w/o a mate for life,
even a coital Partner!(preferrably, for life; ie., a Wife!): What IS it that my 2Co5:1,"Tent", MUST DO, to attract her?
My 'I Am' has even tried Pastor Bob Tilton's version of Ps50:14+15, PTL! THNX.LRD: 'I Am' took the advice of 2Ki2:2+3, AND have 'hired' Pastor Tilton, to DO the Jn15:16,"Pastorshipping", for me! AND NOW,Heb.11:1!, 'I Am' free to pursue my Re2:4,"1st. Love", APL, which, Ep6:13, has Him included, w/in it!! THNX.LRD: Amen!!!
SO: NOW, Heb.11:1!), where is She? Is it that 'I Am',(Ex3:14!), AbramII?
JeniLyn, please contact me!(413)596-0076,<(busy, 'cause 'I Am' On+line?)>: use my Mum's line: -895! THNX.LRD!!!
P T L------------------------------------- Amen! !! !!!


Oh, Yes: you're purplejenny: can you show me my "JeniLyn"?/Even though, @my age, .A.ny.O.ne: MUST be His Ep3:20,"Better", than the Past 2^2/3 Virginous Decades: of .N.o.B.ody!

hello researcher,

I don't really know how to find you a large boobed lady, and I'm not even entirely sure what you are on about. Who on earth is JeniLyn?

Perhaps a will chill you out a little...

jenny

ummmmmmm
Pi
Yummy
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590099465764078951269468398352595709825822620522489407726719478268482601476990902640136394437455305068203496252451749399651431429809190659250937221696461515709858387410597885959772975498930161753928468138268683868942774155991855925245953959431049972524680845987273644695848653836736222626099124608051243884390451244136549762780797715691435997700129616089441694868555848406353422072225828488648158456028506016842739452267467678895252138522549954666727823986456596116354886230577456498035593634568174324112515076069479451096596094025228879710893145669136867228748940560101503308617928680920874760917824938589009714909675985261365549781893129784821682998948722658804857564014270477555132379641451523746234364542858444795265867821051141354735739523113427166102135969536231442952484937187110145765403590279934403742007310578539062198387447808478489683321445713868751943506430218453191048481005370614680674919278191197939952061419663428754440643745123718192179998391015919561814675142691239748940907186494231961567945208095146550225231603881930142093762137855956638937787083039069792077346722182562599661501421503068038447734549202605414665925201497442850732518666002132434088190710486331734649651453905796268561005508106658796998163574736384052571459102897064140110971206280439039759515677157700420337869936007230558763176359421873125147120532928191826186125867321579198414848829164470609575270695722091756711672291098169091528017350671274858322287183520935396572512108357915136988209144421006751033467110314126711136990865851639831501970165151168517143765761835155650884909989859982387345528331635507647918535893226185489632132933089857064204675259070915481416549859461637180270981994309924488957571282890592323326097299712084433573265489382391193259746366730583604142813883032038249037589852437441702913276561809377344403070746921120191302033038019762110110044929321516084244485963766983895228684783123552658213144957685726243344189303968642624341077322697802807318915441101044682325271620105265227211166039666557309254711055785376346682065310989652691862056476931257058635662018558100729360659876486117910453348850346113657686753249441668039626579787718556084552965412665408530614344431858676975145661406800700237877659134401712749470420562230538994561314071127000407854733269939081454664645880797270826683063432858785698305235808933065757406795457163775254202114955761581400250126228594130216471550979259230990796547376125517656751357517829666454779174501129961489030463994713296210734043751895735961458901938971311179042978285647503203198691514028708085990480109412147221317947647772622414254854540332157185306142288137585043063321751829798662237172159160771669254748738986654949450114654062843366393790039769265672146385306736096571209180763832716641627488880078692560290228472104031721186082041900042296617119637792133757511495950156604963186294726547364252308177036751590673502350728354056704038674351362222477158915049530984448933309634087807693259939780541934144737744184263129860809988868741326047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