A Conversation for Utopia Cafebar

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Post 1

Jonah, Keeper of people who don't know what they're doin for at least 75% of the time

I want to get really very drunk. can i do that here? I really want to get really smashed. Or is this not that kind of place?


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Post 2

HappyDude

:: Hands Jonah a bottle of absinth ::

you might want to go & climb the tree smiley - winkeye


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Jonah, Keeper of people who don't know what they're doin for at least 75% of the time

the tree....yes i may very well do that...later....much much later. I think I'll be off though......for now.


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purplejenny

Well, if you do wish to return, there is plenty a booze in the area. If you want to get totally out of yer tree, this aint a bad place. Please bear in mind that the alcohol is imaginary. Other than that, have a ball.

smiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stout will all make you smiley - drunk

lotssa love,

pj


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Post 5

JK the unwise

No drugs though the
k*****l h**j O****ing
moderatours have banned them!


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Post 6

HappyDude

Gives JK some herbs...smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

JK the unwise

Cheers!
~looks at the herbs a bit sus'~
Is this the kinda herb s club 7 got
caught with?
If so I would be abliged if I could all
so blag a bong (purly for ornamental purposes
of cource)
smiley - fairy


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Post 8

HappyDude

Hands JK
a milk bottle ½ filled with water...


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Post 9

HappyDude

Hands JK
some plastic tubeing


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Post 10

HappyDude

hands JK
some silver foil


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Post 11

HappyDude

hands JK
some gaffa tape


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Post 12

HappyDude

hands JK
assembaly instructions.


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Post 13

purplejenny

there are about six posts here pending moderation... The conversation had turned to imaginary drug taking. I am concerned that imaginary drugs use is being 'moderated.' We shall have to see if the posts are reinstated, however i must say that i feel that there are interlopers in the utopia cafebar, gagging people when they say the wrong thing. This to me does not seem utopian.

pj


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Post 14

HappyDude

not even that, it was the components for a DIY bong - but with no assembly instructions. I can understand why the BBC may not want to associate its self with such postings but that's not the h2g2 we grew to love & become addicted to smiley - blue


Ahhhhhh

Post 15

JK the unwise

Who says the new rules are not
any more restrictive then the
old ones fools!
Damm the BBC
I have had about 7 or 8 new
posts removed now!
smiley - sadface
Watch out the thought police are about!


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Post 16

Peta

I was away on holiday, they were referred over to me, but I've only just got back. smiley - smiley


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Post 17

JK the unwise

Horay!


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Post 18

HappyDude

:: hopes JK can read the instructions ::

(thanks Peta smiley - smiley)


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Post 19

purplejenny

Ah, well thats sorted then. Jolly good and all that. i myslef have a rather large scotch here.

how are you all?

Does getting out of ones head ever improve things, or is it merely a temporary fix?

*pours herself another scotch - knocks it back - and pours another*

Whoo.




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Post 20

JK the unwise

If your problem is that you cant
fall over all the time and slur your
words effectivly then achole can be a very use
full solution.


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